I know you guys like funny or weird source code comments. Here are interesting comments in the source code of SQLite https://github.com/endlesssoftware/sqlite3/blob/master/os.h#L133
@continue @nixCraft I got some *angry* e-mails because someone used some of my open source code in their app, and the only personās name and web address users could find in the about screen was the credit to me.
I had a text-block set aside every time those arrived, explaining why I had no idea what their software even did and they should talk to whoever they bought it from, and eventually ended up just ignoring any further messages from such people.