RamenCatholic 🐢🌈This is my #LeftBehind3 #WorldAtWar thread.
There are none others like it, and that's probably good.
Spoilers from 2005 in the comments below, I guess.
#IWatched #LeftBehind #SoYouDontHaveTo
Aw, President #LouisGossettJr is sad that he didn't see the GIANT ASS RED FLAG that is a #OneWorldReligion as he monologues in his blowed up WhiteHouse. Poor baby.
At least they have some real money for effect this time - they blew up multiple nice vehicles in leiu of shitty CGI fire.
#BiblicalWomanhood in the wedding vows, nothing about being in #love 😢
I wasn't really into you ... "but then I saw that you were determined to be the man, and the father, the leader that God has chosen you to be. And suddenly, I felt chosen to be your helper, your mate ... you are the man I will marry. God is glorious, and I promise to thank Him for you for the rest of my life."
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Ok, the most unrealistic thing in this movie so far: fundamentalist Christians are stockpiling vaccines.
Also, LOL at starting a sentence to the President with "Webster's defined.." what is this, a kidnapping or a shitty wedding toast?
NGL, #KirkCameron has pretty eyes.
Ok, that's smart Mr #Antichrist - contaminating #Gideons #Bibles with a nasty bio-chemical cocktail.
Good thing those wacky #Christians got word to the president so he could personally infiltrate the facility.
Meanwhile, Daddy-Hero's former #EmotionalAffair partner is trying to blackmail him into joining some sort of #polycule with the #Antichrist 🙄
Someone should steal #AntiChristPolycule as the name for their band.
Just send me some #merch when you start turning a profit. If you get rich, maybe send me some money? I prefer lots of small, unmarked, nonsequential bills. Thanks!
We're near the end of the movie. Finally.
#KirkCameron dramatically enters the burned out White House for a literal #ComeToJesus chat with #LouisGossettJr
His wife & friend are probably dying from the #AntiChrist #Bible Virus, but it's far more important for him to go save the President's soul in an active war zone.
The most compelling part of his argument is his puppy dog eyes. Such pretty eyes.
#AntiChristBibleVirus would also be a good band name. #LeftBehind3 #WorldAtWar
Spoiler: One cup communion cures the icky disease during a pandemic.
Setting a precedent for that in 2005 could never come back and bite anyone on the ass.
#LeftBehind3 #WorldAtWar
#TIL nuking the #AntiChrist from orbit just gives him a cool explosion to walk away from like a badass.
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And that's all we've got for the #KirkCameron #LeftBehind movies.
They were rebooted with #NicholasCage about a decade later, and then someone attempted to do the kid's books with #Vanished : #LeftBehindNextGeneration (which appears to be available on #Tubi )
I'll probably watch that eventually, because I got #ExvangelicalProblems
FYI - I watched this on our household #AmazonPrime account, so my husband is about to start getting all sorts of weird recommendations on his account.
It's going to annoy the shit out of him 😁
#LeftBehind3 #WorldAtWar