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@lowqualityfacts You can never have enough cheese 🧀
@lowqualityfacts cheese is always the answer to happiness.
@lowqualityfacts Hmm... not gonna lie. I'd go for the jugular and ask people to say "sex', "marijuana" or "shrooms," but that's just me.
@lowqualityfacts actually its a conspiracy by big dairy
@lowqualityfacts I used to ask them to say 'knickers' because invariably that made them laugh.

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In the 1800s, before they discovered endorphins, the word was "pickle"

@lowqualityfacts What a friend we have in cheeses.
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I am, in fact, looking forward to the holiday season for this fact alone.

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I have a son who has a quite different opinion of cheese... 😬

@lowqualityfacts this explains why in Uruguay and Argentina people say "Whiskey"
Do not tell that to lactose intolerant people. @lowqualityfacts @lisamelton

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"you are what you eat"
- a dancing cheezit man 🔥

#BrieBest 🧀 🔶 🔸

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This occurs because humans and mice share 78.27% of their respective DNA.

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In Japan, photographers ask 'What's 1+1?'.

No wonder the pictures turn out so serious.🤷‍♀

@lowqualityfacts Photographers ask you to say "cheese" because as the word is said, your mouth is approximately in the shape of a smile. That's in the USA and other English-speaking countries. In some parts of the world, the word to say is "whiskey", for the same reason.
@lowqualityfacts I prefer “say pay rise” everyone loves that!
@lowqualityfacts I’ve been palming these off as facts at work and this one got a lot of feels.