spaf
If really good-looking people are "eye candy" I am somewhere between "eye broccoli" and "eye kale."
Nov 7, 2023 at 5:19pmWeb
Show threadMark LevisonNov 7, 2023
@spaf you’ve always been brain push-ups. You make us think for ourselves
Show threadfuzzfaceNov 7, 2023
@spaf I would argue you clean up better than most.
Show threadspafNov 7, 2023
@fuzzface Broccoli with a bow tie?
Show threadAsimechNov 7, 2023
@spaf @fuzzface Or broccoli with a kale jabot?
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Nov 7, 2023

@spaf

Maybe, but you are a really good looking broccoli! 🥦

And a smart one too!

Show threadmjbattyNov 7, 2023
@spaf been there, and love your Bio!
Show threadJames ThompsonNov 7, 2023
@spaf Or eyesberg lettuce?
Show threadspafNov 7, 2023
@FerritinJim Ouch!
Show threadAmy de BuitléirNov 7, 2023
@spaf Better than "eye lima beans" 🤢
Show threadSze HuiNov 7, 2023
@spaf By that scale I think I'm "eye weird-looking cauliflower"
Show threadHeiko RuppNov 7, 2023
@spaf @Gargron LOL
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Nov 7, 2023
@spaf me, too
Show threadFramstag 🏴🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🇹🇼🇺🇦🇮🇱Nov 7, 2023

@spaf To be honest: I prefer real broccoli and real kale (and yes, real Brussels sprouts, cauliflower and Romanesco broccoli too) to real candy.

Besides, what good is beauty, if the lights are out? Or, as Tante Jolesch once said: "What a man is more beautiful than a monkey is a luxury."

Show threadJanet GrootebroederNov 7, 2023
@framsanon @spaf I wish I was this beautiful.
Show threadFramstag 🏴🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🇹🇼🇺🇦🇮🇱Nov 7, 2023
@JanetGrBr This is my favourite fractal vegetable. @spaf
Show threadJanet GrootebroederNov 7, 2023
@framsanon @spaf Yeah, mine too.
Show threadI've moved to [email protected]Nov 7, 2023
@spaf If that photo is you, you do look very wholesome and satisfying.
Show threadspafNov 7, 2023
@willaful Appearances can be deceiving.
Show threadMaria Liv ✏️Nov 7, 2023
@spaf I think I am a chestnut. Spiky on the outside, but surprisingly soft towards the few people I open up to.
Show threadCheDNNov 7, 2023
@spaf eye haggis here
Show threadklausfiend has movedNov 7, 2023
@DrollTide @spaf go hard for eye lutefisk or eye kiviak
Show threadCheekyMcBNov 7, 2023
@spaf Some prefer savoury to sweet. And sporting bow ties like that you are doing yourself a disservice. 👍 (I think that is identical to one I own.)
Show threadIanMoore3000Nov 7, 2023
@spaf lots of people love some tasty broccoli or kale.
Show thread🇸​🇭​🇮Nov 7, 2023
@spaf eye protein-rich nutrition paste reporting in ✋
Show threadJamminJerryNov 7, 2023
@spaf I would be eye spam! lol.
Show threadJohn "John Davies" Davies ☑️Nov 8, 2023
@spaf I look like someone set my face on fire, then tried to put it out with a cricket bat.
Show threadBernie Luckily Does ItNov 8, 2023
@spaf Sounds like you're Brassica oleracea var. oculi then.
Show threadAdara AstinNov 9, 2023
@spaf I am a big fan of green vegetables, so this works for me! 💚
Show threadEsme CiredutempsNov 9, 2023
Qp @spaf
Tag yourself, I'm eye pruneau