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spaf
Nov 7, 2023
If really good-looking people are "eye candy" I am somewhere between "eye broccoli" and "eye kale."
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fuzzface
Nov 7, 2023
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I would argue you clean up better than most.
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Broccoli with a bow tie?
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Asimech
Nov 7, 2023
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Or broccoli with a kale jabot?
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