I am LIVING for gym drama. There's a woman here, E, who has a habit of using 3-4 stations at once. Her workouts take hours. She also hides equipment from other gym members so nobody else can use the gear she likes.

This week I learned another of our members was so fed up with it that she followed E around the gym, figured out where she was hiding the back pad, and then hid it *somewhere else*. Now E has thrown a fit complaining to gym management that she can't find it. Everyone is cracking up.