*Opening Queer Theory and choosing "nightmare mode" from the difficulty selector*

The familiar word processor opens, and the title flickers through random choices before landing on...

"DISCURSIVE INTERTEXTUALISMS: PUP PLAY IN SUBLIME'S 'JAH WON'T PAY THE BILLS'"

I sigh heavily and mutter into the mic. "So uhhh this is gonna be an ANY% run..."