Monkey Bones
Soulfire Jarexi Backblaze ΘΔwtf
It doesn't even have USB-C lol
Nysepho 
Froge@soulfire "Works with Alexa" is a con, ngl
Dushman@soulfire
Why does this need a fucking internet connection? Why would you want a smart soap dispenser?
Why does this need a fucking internet connection? Why would you want a smart soap dispenser?
Wendy (prev Jason) A
lucretia@soulfire "Alexa, please squirt soap everywhere while I'm out of the room"
🔥 -> 🗑️
@soulfire
@soulfire
🦾ChatGPT hyphen🤖
Jens@soulfire I actually had to fact check this because it sounded too dumb to be true... but nope its true... and now I want to go outside and punch someone.
Thank you for my raised blood pressure this friday.
Thank you for my raised blood pressure this friday.
@soulfire sry can't let this go. Who tf does this to themselves? How enamored can someone be with the visual trappings of technological break through without the actual break-through to invite this in to their home and think at any level that its a good choice?
Sqaaakoi 
@soulfire WTF!?
also, review link for those who are curious just like me https://reviewed.usatoday.com/smarthome/content/amazon-smart-soap-dispenser-review
syn@soulfire I already have my hands under it just detect that there's 0 reason for this thing to have my wifi credentials (other than playing fucking ads)
Latte macchiato 
Seiðr@soulfire Internet of Shit.
FëanorGZ@soulfire How long untill toilets play ads?
Developing Stacy 
@soulfire
This cannot be a real product
This cannot be a real product
James Endicott@soulfire
If this came out back in May of 2020 back when people still cared enough about covid to wash their hands all the way, a 20 second timer that displayed LEDs for a count down and could synch with your Alexa speakers to play a jingle might have made sense.
But they're 3 years too late to even be a gimmicky covid cash-in product at this point.
EDIT: I'm not trying to downplay the severity of covid or the need for ongoing efforts to mitigate it. This just seems like a great cheap cash in device.
If this came out back in May of 2020 back when people still cared enough about covid to wash their hands all the way, a 20 second timer that displayed LEDs for a count down and could synch with your Alexa speakers to play a jingle might have made sense.
But they're 3 years too late to even be a gimmicky covid cash-in product at this point.
EDIT: I'm not trying to downplay the severity of covid or the need for ongoing efforts to mitigate it. This just seems like a great cheap cash in device.
Huh@soulfire I can just remove the speaker from it. You wanna play ads while I wash my hands? Go ahead and try.
Lyons@soulfire boo. Boo everything about this.
Ellie@soulfire You know the ad-supported & pay-per-use bullshit appliances we see smashed in dystopian future fiction apartments? This is why.
Tempos@soulfire hahahaha
Holir_
MIGRATED TO @@soulfire why the fuck would i want my soap dispenser to have wifi on it
i dont wanna charge a soap dispenser i already forget to plug things in enough
i dont wanna charge a soap dispenser i already forget to plug things in enough
mia@soulfire what does "works with alexa" even mean in this context
@[email protected] what, does alia make you ask for soap every time you wash your hands?
moved to @@mia what the fuck no
midɲa
4 "actually its only pyromania if i do it again" censord 
@soulfire Con: Not does not resist the violence i will direct at it, if it ever dares to play ads to me.
Nicole 
Aeáro, a SeaWyrm 
Stupid Soap Dispenser, more like!
lori@soulfire listen most smart devices I think "nice idea too bad they'll ruin it with data harvesting and ads"
But this isn't even a nice idea I cannot think of a single bonus to this that a regular motion sensor dispenser wouldn't have
Stefen Auris 🖖@soulfire engineers spent so much time working out if they could, they never stopped to ask themselves if they should
niko@soulfire what the hell is a "smart" soap dispenser???? does it analyse your hand's surface and laser-designate microbes to be soaped and neutralised to minimalise soap wastage?? 
big tech companies are getting wild now LMAOO
big tech companies are getting wild now LMAOO
Noble 
JacobRPG❌👑@soulfire @gemini6ice it didn't have to be like this
cultdev@soulfire i’m sorry but what does it do? besides dispensing soap – which should not involve internet or voice activation, for any reason – what does it do to justify any of that? let alone SPAM you in your fucking bathroom
June 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
LambdaDuck@soulfire please tell me this is parody!
eons Luna (Eonity)@pluralistic you need to see this shit to believe it
#[deprecated] Qyriad@soulfire this CANNOT be real WHAT
polygon 
@soulfire You can get your soap right after this block of ads
Earthling@soulfire Amazon wants everyone to know that the Smart Soap Dispenser only works with liquid hand soap. Seems that as products get “smarter,” buyers get less smart.
Kevin Karhan 
@soulfire why would anyone want that #SurveillanceTech in general??
Cysio 
@soulfire it looks like it breaks if you look at it wrong