Can I interest you in half of a thieves' cant dictionary from 1690, scribbled on the back of some particulars
@hannah yes, yes you can!! 😂
@hannah  Waiting for an opportunity to say "bite ye peter"  
@FallsMom the portmantle-stealing business has really fallen off lately
@hannah I just binged 13 hours of Hornblower I think that was a better time for portmantle stealing. . . .I'm still at sea about it. . . .

@hannah this is even funnier if you imagine it as the 1690 equivalent of those news segments where the anchors try to explain "teen slang"

"Coming up, we've all heard of 'Netflix and chill', but what does it mean when your teen says they're going to 'lib a gentry more'? The answer may surprise you..."

@xelle the fact that it's written on the back of some paperwork at an earl's country house make this entirely plausible
@hannah I mean, I'm only human, so yes, obviously; but if we're going to talk price, I'll need to know which half we're talking about, specifically.
@hannah so that’s where the thieves’ cant in Joan Aiken’s books came from.
@hannah oh a tatterdemalion, why didn't they just say so?
@hannah well damn, my D&D character who speaks this language is in another dimension while I DM or I'd be planning to use this immediately
@InternetEh i hope the weather’s nice at least