Can I interest you in half of a thieves' cant dictionary from 1690, scribbled on the back of some particulars

@hannah this is even funnier if you imagine it as the 1690 equivalent of those news segments where the anchors try to explain "teen slang"
"Coming up, we've all heard of 'Netflix and chill', but what does it mean when your teen says they're going to 'lib a gentry more'? The answer may surprise you..."