he opened gmail and wrote "aq<<<" to one of my clients
@acegikmo looks indignant that you didn't let him finish writing
@acegikmo oh maybe he's learning Portuguese! "Aqui" means "here", but in some regions of Brazil, if a sentence starts with "aqui", it also means a way of getting someone's attention.
@acegikmo Reply: "you drive a hard bargain, but $200m is my final offer."
@acegikmo He looks very pleased with himself and I think he deserves a raise for being your assistant
@acegikmo secretary of the year
@acegikmo he should be allowed to send e-mail
@halcy dw I sent it for him afterwards
@halcy @acegikmo cats can send a little email, as a treat

@acegikmo

And proud of it!

Nice and warm btw… great tiles these humans use!

@acegikmo *looks at your avatar* this is peak “pets resembling their caretakers”
@acegikmo def deserves a bonus this year 🤣
I would be less worried about your cat opening your email then sending a message to your client and more so on the security and privacy implications of continuing to use proprietary services provided by FAAMG.
@acegikmo what did the client reply? Don't keep us holding our breath
@acegikmo
I think he's learning Latin or maybe Chinese.
@acegikmo he looks so proud

@acegikmo

Is "Sorry, my cat sat on my laptop"
the adult equivalent of
"Sorry, my Dog ate my Homework"? 

@acegikmo Wise words Salad, wise words indeed
@acegikmo That's not even a particularly interesting Vim command :(.

@acegikmo

Don't forget to edit your post to hashtag it #Caturday #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfTheFediverse and #Catstodon

That helps it get a lot more views. And your post definitely deserves lots of views! ❤️

@AnneTheWriter1 this is a gentle reminder to not be that patronizing person in the replies. i'm fairly certain that freya would've used these hashtags if she wanted to in the first place and it's not for a lack of knowing. if you need to see her cat with these hashtags that badly, just quote freyas post.
@acegikmo He looks so accomplished and proud!
@acegikmo Animal Quotient for the win
@acegikmo keysmash? or secret feline liberationist code?
@acegikmo *client selects aqua as part of brand ID*
@acegikmo Keep trying kitty. Eventually you’ll write a masterpiece.
@acegikmo "FU" in Turkish internet slang. And not kidding at all.
@acegikmo be happy it wasn't a different combination of letters... like maybe F and U which are relatively close together on the keyboard. Now *that* would be bad!
@MsMerope apparently it's the equivalent of FU in turkish lol
@acegikmo and he SHOULD look proud! 🥹😻
@acegikmo Very proud of himself too!😻
@acegikmo I am pretty sure that's a sneeze.
@acegikmo with help like that, who needs AI?
@acegikmo
At least he didn't delete your playlists