@ZachWeinersmith "restin' this intestine" is my new favorite phrase

@ZachWeinersmith No way. You'd die if you only ate alcohol and cheese. Need to add some pickles and yogurt.

@ZachWeinersmith I think honey fits that diet too. Mmm, delicious bee-vomit…

@ZachWeinersmith too bad you couldn’t end on “restin’ this intestine,” that’s some excellent wordplay.

@ZachWeinersmith Image description:
Two women and cheese.
DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?
OMYGOD I LOVE PRE-DIGESTED FOODS!
WHAT?
MOST FOOD IS A SCAM. WHY WASTE MY PRECIOUS GASTRIC JUICES ON ANYTHING CRUNCHY OR TOUGH OR FIBROUS?
NO, IT'S GOTTA BE A LIQUIDY BYPRODUCT OF BACTERIAL ENZYMES OR I AM RESTIN' THIS INTESTINE.
THAT'S JUST WEIRD.
I EXCLUSIVELY CONSUME ALCOHOL AND CHEESE.
AND YET...

@ZachWeinersmith Oh vomit..... I mean, it is predigested, so it's on the menu for this diet

@ZachWeinersmith There *is* cheesewine. It's called "fondue".

@ZachWeinersmith No yogurt?

@ZachWeinersmith What? No kimchi, sauerkraut, pickles, kefir, yogurt, or kombucha?
There's a great book called "Our Fermented Life" that's 1 part history 1 part cookbook. You get homework for each chapter 🤤

@ZachWeinersmith
I'll take the cheese but pass on the booze