@ZachWeinersmith Image description:
Two women and cheese.
DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?
OMYGOD I LOVE PRE-DIGESTED FOODS!
WHAT?
MOST FOOD IS A SCAM. WHY WASTE MY PRECIOUS GASTRIC JUICES ON ANYTHING CRUNCHY OR TOUGH OR FIBROUS?
NO, IT'S GOTTA BE A LIQUIDY BYPRODUCT OF BACTERIAL ENZYMES OR I AM RESTIN' THIS INTESTINE.
THAT'S JUST WEIRD.
I EXCLUSIVELY CONSUME ALCOHOL AND CHEESE.
AND YET...