Do it for the environment.

@shrugdealer

Great idea! I love it!

@shrugdealer I don't like to see people talking about eating the rich, because who knows what the hell *they've* been eating?! But yeah, the bones should compost alright!
@shrugdealer hey guys, did you know that according to Knight Frank's wealth report, of the 3,381 extant billionaires, 15 are over twelve feet tall?

By sheer coincidence, it appears that every single billionaire who would make a funny gimmick halloween decoration attends the publicly accessible Monaco Yacht Show at the end of every September.
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Saw a plastic skeleton on the back of a car earlier today. Both of the bad things. :P
@shrugdealer is a there a role for soldier flies or something here because there’s a green way to get clean bones without chemicals right?

@KatLS @shrugdealer

I'm going with the professionals.

https://skullcleaning.com/

@Ralph @shrugdealer I was hoping to avoid toxic chemicals.

@KatLS @shrugdealer

I don't know what the demented beetles use.

"Each specimen at Skulls Unlimited International is carefully prepared with the use of dermestid beetles*. "

@shrugdealer AND they are reusable!

You can keep the bones and in the spring, the kids can paint Easter skulls 😥 just so beautiful and sustainable.

@shrugdealer Better hurry, there won't be enough for everybody!

@shrugdealer best idea since making lampshades from human skins during the #Shoa.

What an enlightened place this #mastodon has become.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lampshades_made_from_human_skin

Lampshades made from human skin - Wikipedia

@DrSeltsam Likening billionaires to victims of Nazis is more offensive, actually. But good try.
@shrugdealer didn’t you propose to make decorative arrangements out of human remains?

@shrugdealer Good meme

Bones are not compostable

But good meme, thought. Sorry.

@shrugdealer Hmm, but aren't *living* billionaires the truly scary ones?
@shrugdealer I have a few billionaires in mind.