Saw today, it made me think of IT Security budgets
@nerdpyle Is it also one of those where there are multiple entrances and not all of them are signed private property.
Had that one before
@nerdpyle The auditor will give this a clean report.
β’ Door meets minimum dimensions
β’ Lock is present, engaged and key has been stored safely
β’ Notice is prominently displayed at the correct height and includes required text
While this is facetious, I suspect that this actually satisfies real legal requirements for successfully prosecuting trespassers and may work effectively as a deterrent.
@nerdpyle Hey now, we let you put that LOCK in the budget, don't you come back asking for a FENCE in the same year!
Make that lock work smarter, not harder!
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