Saw today, it made me think of IT Security budgets
@nerdpyle NO THAT LOOKS GREAT. AWESOME. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.
@nerdpyle that's my security research budget.
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Waking up early to walk around the gate and unlock it before anyone sees me disrespecting its premise
@nerdpyle I would have respected the barrier, until I saw the lock. Then... nah
@nerdpyle impenetrable fortress in a video game
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LOL, I used to walk past this gate on my way to work each day and think similarly.

@nerdpyle Is it also one of those where there are multiple entrances and not all of them are signed private property.

Had that one before

@nerdpyle The auditor will give this a clean report.
β€’ Door meets minimum dimensions
β€’ Lock is present, engaged and key has been stored safely
β€’ Notice is prominently displayed at the correct height and includes required text

While this is facetious, I suspect that this actually satisfies real legal requirements for successfully prosecuting trespassers and may work effectively as a deterrent.

#ComplianceVsSecurity

@nerdpyle Hey now, we let you put that LOCK in the budget, don't you come back asking for a FENCE in the same year!

Make that lock work smarter, not harder!

@nerdpyle they didn't have budget to complete the fence because another team had a priority security project...
@nerdpyle For some reason I thought of this image/post today when I saw a request for SMB1 at work. β€‹
@nerdpyle This reminds me every "Logon Banner" still loved by auditors
@andresp tell me they don’t still do that 😭