I’m off to the Melbourne Royal Show today. What started 175 years as a way for rural folk to gather and show off what they produced to city folk has grown into an unhinged extravaganza that’s parts theme park, petting zoo, food fair, agricultural trade expo, music festival, craft show and market for products usually only found on infomercials. Despite it being kind of expensive and sometimes tacky I love it because it’s such a feverdream of an event.

I’ll be posting the weird and wonderful things I find in this thread. To start with, here’s some well behaved cows

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Pick your capitalist dystopia in the showbags tent: university as merch empire or intro to police brutality for children

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This kid seems very chill despite all the kids everywhere
This is nugget. I’m delighted such a creature exists

Many of these dogs have much more elaborate beauty routines than I do

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The kinds of people who accompany fancy dogs are almost as fascinating as the dogs but I’ll respect their privacy and only photograph the dogs

Just because you can make things out of cake doesn’t mean you should

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Can’t go to the show and not honour the tradition of eating Country Womens Association scones with jam and cream

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Extremely Australian architecture

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Imagine this doggo jumping on your bed in the middle of the night

Why are these creepy things such a pervasive feature of carnivals?

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It’s really baffling how many people will pay a stranger $20 to fling them to dangerous heights on sketchy looking equipment that’s been dragged around the country on a truck

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Not sure promoting police jobs this way will get them the optimal candidates….

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I think I’m starting to hallucinate. Might be time to go home…

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@joannaholman

thanks for taking us to the show - it was fun 💐

@maudenificent You're welcome. Ended up going alone this year so it was fun to show people here