I think I’m starting to hallucinate. Might be time to go home…

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Not sure promoting police jobs this way will get them the optimal candidates….

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It’s really baffling how many people will pay a stranger $20 to fling them to dangerous heights on sketchy looking equipment that’s been dragged around the country on a truck

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Why are these creepy things such a pervasive feature of carnivals?

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Extremely Australian architecture

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Can’t go to the show and not honour the tradition of eating Country Womens Association scones with jam and cream

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Just because you can make things out of cake doesn’t mean you should

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Many of these dogs have much more elaborate beauty routines than I do

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Pick your capitalist dystopia in the showbags tent: university as merch empire or intro to police brutality for children

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