Psyduck_SueSep 29, 2023
Annie in Progress
Why do you even have a beard, if you are not gazing into the distance stroking it pensively?
Sep 29, 2023 at 1:13amWeb
Show threadSir David NielsenSep 29, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt @[email protected] okay, you convinced me, I am regrowing my beard, even though my wife is not a huge fan.
Show threadDutchSep 29, 2023
@DavidNielsen @LikeItOrLumpIt @[email protected]
Interesting. Mine offered me an instant divorce if I ever cut it off.
Show threadJon In AlbanySep 29, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt I find a sip of whiskey really helps me focus as I stare off into space with my very intellectually deep thoughts and beard.
Show threadAnnie in ProgressSep 29, 2023

@joninalbany

I totally see this happening Jon.

Show threadBluedotmoSep 29, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt I have a comb in my desk drawer for my beard. It feels good to scratch my face with it!
Show threadAnnie in ProgressSep 29, 2023
@bluedotmo
Don't forget those eyebrows.
Show threadRacerXSep 29, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt I'm gazing into the distance, stroking it pensively, but I don't have a beard. 😏
Show threadWhiskey BottleSep 29, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt I’m not sure, I’ll have to think about that for a while (strokes beard pensively).
Show threadAnnie in ProgressSep 29, 2023
@Whiskey_bottle
Mighty fine strokin'.
Show threadTim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPESep 29, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt Easy peasy. You get to stay in bed ten minutes longer every morning - that's reason enough.
Show threadAnnie in ProgressSep 29, 2023
@TimWardCam
The shaving. Yes! Didn't think about that part.
Show threadweird hermSep 29, 2023

@LikeItOrLumpIt right on! If I stroke the beard thusly...

https://youtu.be/7lB-BflzkAg

Did you damage your face, Data?

YouTube
Show threadAnnie in ProgressSep 29, 2023
@weirdofhermiston
Very dignified!🤭
Show threadTofu MusubiOct 3, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt I've asked dozens of goats this question, but none has had a plausible answer.
Show threadAnnie in ProgressOct 3, 2023
@Hawaii
Probably the first dozen was enough of a sampling...
Show threadTofu MusubiOct 3, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt When dealing with goats it's importantly to be statistically relevant.
Show threadjprestonianOct 5, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt
I do this at least daily.
Show threadEric NewportOct 6, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt It's a war crime that the last president with facial hair was like 110 years ago and the last one with a full beard was 130 years ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_with_facial_hair
List of presidents of the United States with facial hair - Wikipedia

Show threadAnnie in ProgressOct 6, 2023
@kethinov
😲 No wonder everything's going to hell.
Show threadPointlessOne Oct 6, 2023
@LikeItOrLumpIt @jaredwhite I am when I’m not gazing into a screen stroking it nervously.