Following on from the important #egg discourse yesterday, kids these days...

@carbontwelve yep, 80s and 90s computing was defined by our desks smelling of sulfur.

Can’t boil an egg to this day without going back to memories of whittling yolks for the Mac Plus

@carbontwelve Then the vegans came and ruined it all with their 'laser' mice. I don't understand why they can't just use keyboard shortcuts.
@carbontwelve who already tried to bite the mouse ball ?
@carbontwelve remember the instructions for cleaning mouse balls? 🤪
@carbontwelve Worst part of it all was getting the yolk gunk off the rollers, that stuff hardens up something fierce.
@carbontwelve they used to feed the chickens lead shot to make the eggs heavier.
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This meme sounds more like a scathing critique of not having adequate replacement parts avaliable from the manufacturer. I wonder why that could be 🙃
@carbontwelve Reminds me of my "O" level physics teacher stating the technical term for lens-bending was urigellation.
Good lesson for "trust, but verify" at an early age.