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Janel Comeauhey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
Garry Keenor@VeryBadLlama this landed so hard
Amateur Human@VeryBadLlama mmmm berries
Mercurius Goldstein@VeryBadLlama
Eating berries in a cave is self-care.
Eating berries in a cave is self-care.
Uncle Bit
Ross of Ottawa@VeryBadLlama if we just can procrastinate a little longer, it feels like we just might get back to that as our primary activity again.
Jan ☕🎼🎹☁️🏋️♂️@VeryBadLlama mmm berries.
@VeryBadLlama Berries are delicious 😋
Steffen Christensen@VeryBadLlama Imagine that. Berries in a cave. So simple. So tasty. 💜
[moved to @@VeryBadLlama to be fair, the brain was designed to process lots of information… about which berries are safe to eat, and how to keep a cave warm
Joe Brockmeier (@jzb)@VeryBadLlama I want to print this out and put it on my wall. And just might.
Jason DidnerI’ve written a new song about exactly that! It’s called “Too Many Tabs Open!”
Mike Fraser@VeryBadLlama I could eat berries in a cave.... If I had my phone..
Noah Gibbs@VeryBadLlama God eating berries in a cave sounds SO GOOD right now.
Not even kidding.
Alex Yong
Nick's world@alexjyong @VeryBadLlama Awwwww, poor sad dog but I know the feeling.
John Robinson
Raphael@VeryBadLlama That should be on a t-shirt.
Fell@VeryBadLlama Honestly, yes.
Felix Denbratt@VeryBadLlama spot on! 😂 #mood
Stoneface Vimes@VeryBadLlama and using language designed to tell the other apes where the ripe fruit is.
(T. Pratchett)
(T. Pratchett)
Nerd That Talks Good@VeryBadLlama stealing this.
Lauralee Dukeshire HAS MOVED@VeryBadLlama I feel this so hard.
TᖇᗩETᖇᗩE (@[email protected])
I’m pretty sure I need a full time assistant…The one and only task is to read and summarize all emails from my kids school everyday. Yes, I said it’s a full time job. 😣
Rai Aren 🖖✨📚🇺🇦
Wraithe @ PAX EAST@VeryBadLlama So what’s funny, well aside from the post itself; I knew I had seen this over on bluesky, where you posted it as well, and it has what looks to be a similar number of likes and reposts. 😂
Also about 3 people on BS posting it after you as if it was their own, so lol. No way to check that on Mastodon.
Also about 3 people on BS posting it after you as if it was their own, so lol. No way to check that on Mastodon.
Cath-in-a-Hat@VeryBadLlama
I think I just tested positive for exactly that.
I think I just tested positive for exactly that.
Jan Bretschneider@VeryBadLlama also: saber-tooths edit: saber-teeth?
kay@foodnpolitics@VeryBadLlama Oh, this is too real. Turning off all my phone notifications forever.
Androcat@VeryBadLlama Your brain has the cave upgrade?
Lucky you.
Lucky you.
@VeryBadLlama evolved, not designed. The latter suggests a designer and intent and there is neither.