sociablefishIf you could deliver a 1'*1'*1' to hell what would you put in it?
ShadowCatEXEIt’s going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
i’d mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
Greyscale28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
miss_brainfartYou should use a condom next time
Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she’s on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it’s the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn’t save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.
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Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?
Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it’s the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn’t know the meaning.
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she’d burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles.
A snow cone machine. I might be mean.
One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I’m thinking brain stem. That’s smaller than a heart or spine
Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.
Curious CanidPotatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
SanguineParAdd some broth, baby you got a stew going!
idontknowmanglitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
And even the women and the children…
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that’s what people there want
HatchetHaro1’ tungsten cube
Which will shortly be white hot. Now if only we could find some ice…
u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness
Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?
They didn’t specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.
how can boxes be real if hell’s not real
ignore the fact that hell’s not real just like religious people do, we’re all trying to have a good time
treadfulA cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
The_SeveredHead
What’s in the box???
Snowballs
The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…
callyrala black hole
I didn’t think there was a good answer to this. I was wrong.
CrimeDadA cat.
I haven’t yet decided between:
- A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I’d get!)
- One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
- A copy of the Assassin’s Creed movie with a note attached: “here, you can have this back.”
Glitter Bomb 1.0 vs Porch Pirates
Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I’m about to host the hottest twitch stream.
Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?
ThavronStarlink
Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.
𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍And he rotates the password every hour
There’s definitely wifi and printers in hell.
The entrails of the last priest.
American measurement systems
Think of the money saved alone.
comrade_pibb [comrade/them]Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*
A care package for myself for when I get there.
FarraigePlaisteachThat U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
MomoTimeToDie*that was forced onto every iTunes account and device in existence at the time
Miku Luna \ she/ithow much is that in real units?
0.00006871435 hogshead
darcyfinally a serious answer
A foot is like 30cm. So it’s roughly 2700 cm^3 or 2.7 liters.
About 0.5 bananas³
deadcatbouncePius Religious people.
Doesn’t make sense otherwise.
A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole