Macros would be such a hassle irl

Just think of all the stuff we have underground
All those pipes and cables

Waking up to some giant cat strolling through your neighborhood, the tremors he's causing have ruined the foundation of your home.
You try to call someone over it but your phone lines are gone, so is your Internet, underground cables snapped as the ground they were buried under was compressed dunder cat paw

Ain't even got water anymore, pipes burst and now your yard is slowly becoming a swamp.

And you can forget about going to work. That big dumb cat stepped on the wrong street and now his leg is stuck in the sinkhole that used to be your go to subway system.

You can even tell the guy off because he'll probably just flick you away like a bug. Can't win with macros >:c

@Flintoxicated nobody complains to me so it must not be a problem 
@pinball @Flintoxicated can't complain if there is no city left to complain β€‹
@avaros @pinball now you're thinking in solutions!
Well-- for the macros at least >w>
@Flintoxicated @pinball solution for micros is to live on macros. Can't get your city destroyed by one if you live on one β€‹
@avaros @pinball
Biggest brain solutions!
Literally, those macros have some big craniums O.o
@Flintoxicated @pinball the question is. How would you pay a macro for letting micros make a city on them? β€‹

@pinball oh I've got a complaint alright!
*strides up to your toes*
I uh-
I...
*starts shaking.*

Iforgotwhatiwasgonnasay, nevermind!
*flees*

@Flintoxicated oh hey there cutie, got an appointment with my toes with how confident you were walking up?

don't worry we're always glad to accept walk ins 

@pinball ohgodsohgodsohgods
*Scampers away*
@Flintoxicated hold on let me get better feedback with my patented "how do you do fellow micros" approach

@pinball Oh thank the stars!
Hello sir! I've got a complaint about that big cat over there! He stomped my mailbox!

now i dont really get much mail...it's all digital these day...but I might get mail!

@Flintoxicated mail problems sound like something you should hit up the uspspspspspspsps about, instead of any giant cats  

even if the name will probably summon more of them

@pinball
...pspspspsps

[YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE]

@Flintoxicated aaand that's why I prefer tinies :3

@mutanthunt I mean sure, structural damage isnt an issue with those

but just wait until one of those borrower type micros chews through the wiring in your walls :C

@Flintoxicated I've never heard it being a problem when I'm patrolling!

Plus it encourages cities to reinforce their roadways, which is economically good for them. Big guys can visit more!

@KingDeadWolf Yes but if we build better road ways we get larger macros on them until we get a macro whos too large

so we reinforce it more and then a bigger macro shows up and breaks it

so we reinforce it MORE and then a BIGGER macro shows up

it's a never ending cycle D:

@Flintoxicated walking softly is a very important skill for large critters to learn if they dont wanna be constantly getting sued for causing property damage, earthquakes, and accidental terraforming.

@Leviamicky
Soft walking is useful yes, but am I the only one who gets creeped out when macros get too good at it? Some megas getting so good at it they can pass a city without even breaking a window.

Who they sneaking up on? 

@Flintoxicated in my case, its partly out of a sense of consideration, and partly because getting classified as a natural disaster tends to mean you get pestered by the world's military, and that gets annoying despite being inconsequential
@Flintoxicated
While you may have a point
Consider
Colossal Cuddles 
@CuraNull colossal cuddles are nice but they don't unstomp my driveway >w>
@Flintoxicated
A small price to pay for *big*
@Flintoxicated "this post made by the Angry Smolfolk Association"