Macros would be such a hassle irl

Just think of all the stuff we have underground
All those pipes and cables

Waking up to some giant cat strolling through your neighborhood, the tremors he's causing have ruined the foundation of your home.
You try to call someone over it but your phone lines are gone, so is your Internet, underground cables snapped as the ground they were buried under was compressed dunder cat paw

Ain't even got water anymore, pipes burst and now your yard is slowly becoming a swamp.

And you can forget about going to work. That big dumb cat stepped on the wrong street and now his leg is stuck in the sinkhole that used to be your go to subway system.

You can even tell the guy off because he'll probably just flick you away like a bug. Can't win with macros >:c

@Flintoxicated nobody complains to me so it must not be a problem 

@pinball oh I've got a complaint alright!
*strides up to your toes*
I uh-
I...
*starts shaking.*

Iforgotwhatiwasgonnasay, nevermind!
*flees*

@Flintoxicated oh hey there cutie, got an appointment with my toes with how confident you were walking up?

don't worry we're always glad to accept walk ins 

@pinball ohgodsohgodsohgods
*Scampers away*
@Flintoxicated hold on let me get better feedback with my patented "how do you do fellow micros" approach

@pinball Oh thank the stars!
Hello sir! I've got a complaint about that big cat over there! He stomped my mailbox!

now i dont really get much mail...it's all digital these day...but I might get mail!

@Flintoxicated mail problems sound like something you should hit up the uspspspspspspsps about, instead of any giant cats  

even if the name will probably summon more of them

@pinball
...pspspspsps

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