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@nixCraft Does he use #Arch?

@matthegap @nixCraft

Probably not because he would've said so already.

BTW...

@nixCraft "ah sorry sir. Could you keep your internal monologue internal please"
@nixCraft @Selena Read that and smiled …and then I realized I am this person minus the two parts that could make me healthy :-/

@nixCraft

I would simply steer the conversation toward the subject of Raspberry Pi and then blather on incessantly about my artbots.

You're welcome!

@nixCraft

Just add "cyclist" to get the loudest most arrogant garrulous asshole.

@nixCraft he also corrects you: “it’s GNU/Linux”
@nixCraft It's me, I'm that guy. I've also been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
@nixCraft Clearly not a Rust programmer or we'd hear about that, too.
@nixCraft vim? Pppfftt. That's for wimpy users. Do the hard old school -- vi!
@nixCraft OH hell, he's met the Apache pilot who does crossfit and Atkins! We're not having any peace here tonight
@nixCraft I bet he uses Firefox too 🙉
@nixCraft 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
@nixCraft The dreaded mega hipster...

@nixCraft At least he might drown out that obnoxious sport nonsense.

Though anyway, bars other than musical ala jazz bars aren't interesting. You wouldn't see me there pre-pandemic (or anywhere at all now).

@nixCraft it’s still weird he walked into the bar. Were his Rollerblades™️ at the shop?
@kcfromaustcrime But I'm not a vegan.
@evmcl To be honest I'd struggle to imagine you (and me) crossfitting as well....

@nixCraft

"This bash script lets me check which pubs offer vegan beer options. I run it hourly on my raspberry pi. Can't believe this place is right next to the gym where I do CrossFit!"