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Alex Wild“If you feel like there’s something out there that you’re supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.” —Wanda Sykes
Follow your dreams, kid
Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦@alexwild Alas, he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
Bryan WrightHe would have succeeded if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
Enema Cowboy
Tallastro 🇺🇦@alexwild Reminds me of a radio program talking about making life sized ghost decorations for Halloween. Hmm
Ehud@alexwild so much for freedom of speech.
r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖@alexwild "Be All The Spook You Can Be"
- US Army, probably
- US Army, probably
niconiconi
Mélani (Melanie) Bjornsdottir (she, ŝi)@alexwild Absolute chad!
katzenberger@alexwild And what did those "witnesses" do, in the middle of the night, in Portsmouth cemetery…?
Bruce Heerssen 
@katzenberger @alexwild Mushrooms, probably
Kevin Russell@bruce @katzenberger @alexwild
That least explains how it came to pass that they complained someone said woooo.
John Robinson@alexwild Hilarious 😆
Stu Duerson, machina exo deusObviously, his explanation was not transparent enough.
💡𝚂𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝙰𝗉𝗉𝗌📱
Edelruth, PBS Passport HolderSeriously, who reports something like this to the police? What is wrong with people?
K. P. Badertscher@alexwild Surely I misread that, right? Anthony was given an award, not a fine… right??
@alexwild It’s a pity these complainers have nothing better to do. Poor do when a ghost can’t go to work.😦
Trump & Epstein: Biz partners.@alexwild
Why am I reminded of Michael Richards as "the invisible man" on the original Night Court? https://youtu.be/dTSFOqZ8vYs?si=gm7-n6LQJtEblfae
Why am I reminded of Michael Richards as "the invisible man" on the original Night Court? https://youtu.be/dTSFOqZ8vYs?si=gm7-n6LQJtEblfae
Michael Richards On Night Court - He's Invisible
The DJ Mr P@alexwild and he would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids and their Great Dane.
nuagezero
Caspar Addyman@alexwild I grew up living next to a 14th century churchyard. We had a black Great Dane who could easily jump over the 5 foot wall to the cemetery. He liked to escape our garden and go howl the moon.
Jude@alexwild I can't get over this Man fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery, specifically "throwing his arms in the air and saying wooo." Gonna try it.😀
Kelsey Frog ✨Waluigette arc✨
Simon Flett@alexwild What offence is "going woo"? Is it contrary to The Impersonation of Spectres Act 1789 ?
ScribblersEmporiumDespite repeated warnings, Albert continued to loiter outside public restrooms dressed as pestilence.
OrbitalMartian@alexwild that sounds like the most British thing XD that’s if it’s the British Portsmouth.
MistherFrenchFries@alexwild ‘Live your best pre-afterlife’ worked out terribly for every post-agricultural society, and only ok for their ecosystems, maybe it’ll work out for post-industrial society.
Dcmcdon@alexwild This name has a couple of finds while searching the web. A man of the same name and locale has appeared in the same court for assault by beating. If this is the same chap he's acting less harmless (to put kindly). Interesting.
beforewisdom 
News coverage to go with the screenshot for those who want it.
Itchi5 illustrations@alexwild I'd give the fellow a beer and invite him to 'woooo' together at the nearest pub.
Ambient Sponge@alexwild I am laughing my ass off as I used to walk through that cemetery with my grandad.
Woodswalked@alexwild
Witnesses Dafney, Fred, Velma, and others warn that this is an increasingly common occurrence.
Witnesses Dafney, Fred, Velma, and others warn that this is an increasingly common occurrence.
DarcyThe world really needs to get a sense of humour!!!
How about the police worry about the white supremacist movement running around the country?
stevenray
Autobrian 🤖@alexwild And he would've gotten away with it if wasn't for those meddling kids!
Deus Ex MacGuffin 
What law did he break? None I say. None.
....witnesses complained he went wooooo...
Niels Ebbesen@alexwild Police spooksman?
Niklas@alexwild the headline is fun and the thought of someone pretending to be a ghost in a graveyard is hilarious, but it's actually just case of drunken footballers being abusive and disrespectful
HairyChris
Witton says FUCK ICE@alexwild This is the best thing I've seen today 💀
Inc Hulk 🧪@alexwild If he went “whoooo whooo, I’m a train” would that have been OK? (asking for drunk men everywhere).
Decker harrison