MistherFrenchFries

@MrFrenchFries
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Failure journalist. Substitute comedian.

šŸ¦šŸ” #OTD 2002 Google revealed the secret of its search ranking tech: pigeons.

April Fools! PigeonRankā„¢ claimed queries were sent to a ā€œdata coop,ā€ where flocks watched flashing results and pecked rubber bars to rank pages in true pecking order.

Revisit this fine feathered foolishness on the Wayback Machine ā¤µļø
https://web.archive.org/web/20020401000000/http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html

#WebNostalgia #InternetHistory #WaybackMachine #AprilFools #April1st

My tablet might finally be at that age where Apple doesn’t want me to sync my photos with any kind of reliability. This is the background noise to talking about VHS on Reddit. To using this tape as ā€œnot to get politicalā€œ bait before formally giving an FU to anyone trying to sell VHS as a way to avoid being ā€˜spied on.’
#ghibli #ghiblimovies are holy and most churches should be turned into libraries and museums and public housing.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrfrenchfries.bsky.social/post/3mi5b3sstfs2k #chamunda didn’t ask me to talk about the difference between goth and emo but a Jack ā€˜black’ SNL skit using #emo chemical romance aesthetic to represent goth kid on a tropical vacation has me …meditating
Mr French Fries (@mrfrenchfries.bsky.social)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamunda Is Kali starting to feel a bit too …emo? #gothsky https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamunda

Bluesky Social
#anime #otaku tags don’t mean much here? Cool. Perfect place to remind everyone that they’ll be old/weird enough for #spacedandy eventually. Also it can probably be for #animators who hate 99% of anime. It’s even Fawsome level free streaming, so no need to use a pirate site.
Ok. The way @pple is determined to make me upgrade my hardware rather than wait for tablet time, HOPING the images will sync…I guess I really should probably be on a tablet now since I’m not using a camera? #physicalmedia #thrifting #genx #existentialcrisis #technofeudalism
Turns out that it looks like an estuary but smells like an oilfield.