Missing The PointNo child has died as a result of Tesla Autopilot.
For our early test drives, to minimize risk to healthy children, we chose terminal children (those we were just as fine having die).
Monica Rooney@MissingThePt we’re all going to die. Might as well volunteer to get mowed down by a Tesla.
Steve8282@MissingThePt His trans child got the very first version.
Ryan2one3@MissingThePt they were going to die anyway so we just pushed them off the cliff.
Johnny B. 𓅇@MissingThePt There are people that say that Elon Musk should test Neuralink on himself first to proof there are no negative side effects like irrational actions. Other believe he already did it...
Monika
Roo_44And as a caring company, we will use humans closer to death when we start trials next week.
Robin The Reanimator@MissingThePt if I were going to let an evil billionaire put a computer chip in my brain, I think I'd at least make sure it's one of the boring ones
AlexanderMars@MissingThePt “minimising risks to healthy monkeys” is basically just saying “maximising our investments” with a pantomime of humanity.
Pepperbike@MissingThePt he should make having one of those implants mandatory for all xitter users
Chuck Taggart, Private Eye@MissingThePt Anybody who would let Elon Musk put something inside of their head oughta have their head examined.
Tak@SazeracLA @MissingThePt I appreciate that that works on multiple levels. Since if I woke up to find EM had put something in my head, I would in fact have my head examined.
@MissingThePt @TakaranGolem I always hope that the joke lands.
But jokes aside, this Neuralink thing is horrifying.
@SazeracLA Indeed. His out of context defense is terrifyingly telling. I don’t know exactly what it is, but his involvement is a stamp of disapproval.
Kevin RussellOhh Bobo looks like hes having a hard day...
Stick some metal into his brain.
___ --- can you imagine what crimes would need to be committed that Elon would be putting control rods in your brain
zilla@MissingThePt that man is devoid of a moral compass. Typical apartheid boy vibes
gavinisdie 
@MissingThePt Musk is a truly twisted person
Mike Smale@MissingThePt Channeling some early South Park with: “Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!”
SteveBologna@MissingThePt F@ck melon husk
Mary Clark@MissingThePt Creepy from first sentence to last.
derptron@MissingThePt If you get on him on this one you kinda have to on all animal experimentation, or at least with primates. Sometimes, in an experiment, they will kill an animal as a control. This means that nothing was actually done to them, they just get killed to compare to the ones that did have things done to them. It's really quite sad but it's also how almost all medical advancement takes place.
Not defending Musk, but what he's saying here...worse happens.
Viola@MissingThePt Die waren aber trotzdem alle auf Ketamin, stimmt's?
Tarik Bhatti@MissingThePt I have no words left about him.
node1🇺🇦@MissingThePt I had to check to see if this was real or parody.
Yes, Twitter is at the "death panels for monkeys" phase of its PR campaign, why not at this point.
Litzz11CALLING BULLSHIT on the "terminal monkeys" thing.
Elon is a man-baby who just doesn't like to be told no. He doesn't like to be challenged.
Also, calling BULLSHIT on Elon's "Asperger's" claim. (Sorry, I know Asperger was a Nazi. Just repeating the word used by Elon.)
He's just your ordinary, common, garden variety malignant narcissist. Like Donald Trump. Like Kanye West. Like Keith Raniere. Like David Miscavige.
The world is full of them. They aren't special, they are awful.
SLCW💥@MissingThePt Elon has a very different notion of ethical responsibility than the rest of us plebes.
Dale Hirt@MissingThePt This is *chef's kiss* beautiful