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Entertainment Porpoises OnlyBoba Fett's real name is Robert Fettuccine
The Rock's real name is Theodore Rockinghorse
Russell Garner
Rora BorealisWhy has this toot suddenly woken up again?
Julian Lawson@pikesley Iggy Pop's real name is Ignatius Popular.
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Nebulous Menace (Sandy B.)
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Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑@pikesley keeps his blaster in a violin case?
Biggles 20X6!@pikesley named after the writer's favourite meal, Boba tea and a plate of Fettsucht
Der Giga@pikesley He planned to open a chain of family restaurant's called "I Fratelli Fettuccine" all ein by him and his brothers.
Robbes0211@pikesley @lowqualityfacts you see this?
pkprotoplasm (MOVED)@pikesley Everybody is focused on Boba but nobody talks about his superhero butler, Alfredo.
The Reply Guy@pikesley Do you have a source? Wikipedia doesn't say anything about Robert Fettuccine.
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@pikesley Bubble T. Fettuccine.
fluffy 💜@pikesley Kiki Fett
Jeremy KahnRoberta Fettuccine, the -a isn't optional
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Cyber Yuki
nantucketlit@pikesley Would Boba Fettucine be Itali-wanese cuisine?
(moved)Galbinus Caeli 🌯@pikesley not "Tapioca Balls Flat Noodle"?
Stormgren@pikesley I had to favorite this because it was hilarious, and because of the TMBG reference as your name. :)
@Stormgren just over here filibustering vigilantly
Tom Forsyth@pikesley "Please. Roberta Fett is my mother. Call me Boba."
Maxilo OveritRudy Giuliani's real name is Rodeo Cruella DeVille.
55aw@pikesley I went to school with his brother and he used to make us call him "B-Fett" which was his rap name, and his friends used to call him "the b man", and he would give us a hiding if we called him b-man.
In the xth grade, a guy moved to town who was half insect, and he instantly took "the bee man" name, we all just thought he was so cool and exotic, just because he came from another planet, well that's about when Robert started to call himself Boba, iirc...
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