WARNING: Chrome has pushed out a new update where it now detects if you are using ad blockers, and will punish you by filling your Google search history with dumb questions about wind. This makes it seem like you do not understand wind, and will be very embarrassing if someone else sees it.
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@lowqualityfacts the worst part is all the ads that get served up. I mean, how many windsocks can one person own?
@lowqualityfacts there's nothing here about breaking wind....💨​
@lowqualityfacts Got to love “What % of the body is wind?”. In my case, 86%, but I may be an outlier.
@MrInappropriate @lowqualityfacts I think we can aim higher. If the wind picks you up, are you 100% wind at that point?
@lowqualityfacts Is it sad that I almost thought this was real until I read all of the wind stuff and looked at who posted it?😅
@lowqualityfacts in a San Francisco office Elon is screaming at his tech team to implement auto tweets like this for users who refuse to subscribe.
@lowqualityfacts Jokes on you, Google, I'm a sailor. This was my search history before the rollout.
@lowqualityfacts For a moment—just for the briefest of moments—I thought this was real. Then I considered the source, and realized it's super-real.
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More dangerous than how it looks: any broker with access to your browsing history will know with almost near certainty (barring a public campaign encouraging *everyone* to do these searches) that you use an ad blocker -- which is an attribute which can then be correlated with other info collected about you, to compose a more detailed profile of "the type of person who uses ad blockers".
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And then they can feed more targeted ads into Ur ad blocker
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This is something I can totally see googs doing to people. Like old school video game DRM, make it go derpy on you and call you a cheat.
@lowqualityfacts 骗骗哥们就行了,别把自己骗了
@lowqualityfacts wind goes this way, wind goes that way, can’t explain that
@lowqualityfacts Those seem like legit questions especially the one second from bottom
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Ike I'd ever be dumb enough to let someone see my Google search history...😱
@lowqualityfacts taken altogether, these are actually pretty interesting questions.
Just use Firefox. It's a better browser anyway.
@lowqualityfacts What is this, Tumblr? "And this is why reading profile names is important." (Not complaining, I loved the moment that confusion turned to joy.)

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This is abomidable, and must be defeated.

Will everyone join me in breaking wind?

@lowqualityfacts Do you want to buy "Break Like The Wind" by Spinal Tap?
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I want to know if Windy really does have stormy eyes, that flash at the sound of lies.

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Well, I can *make* wind, so there's that. Is that one of the questions?

(One of the first things I do, when a computer comes into my possession, is uninstall Chrome)

@lowqualityfacts ok Google tell me what happens if I break wind

Google did you hear me, what happens if I break wind

@lowqualityfacts Google I see as a wind EXPERT now!🥰🥰
@lowqualityfacts judging by the amount I pass, I estimate my body to be 23% wind
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@lowqualityfacts I'd believe this, nothing Google does is throwing me at their point.