STOP DOING APPS

* SITES were not supposed to be given apps
* YEARS OF UPDATING yet no real-world use found for putting websites on your COMPUTER
* "Yes, I want to download 200 MB of code and pictures every week for a thing I use ONCE A YEAR" – statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

"Hello I would like you to bother me at random intervals by buzzing my phone"

They have played us for absolute fools