I'm a geologist and this isn't cute or funny. Rocks only climb trees like this when they're very stressed.
@celestelabedz Should we assume that they were under a lot of pressure at some point...?
@ElHadjiMurad @celestelabedz Wouldn't that imply they are metamorphic rocks ๐Ÿค”

@queerthoughts @celestelabedz After people discovered that I wasn't a real Proctologist, I thought that I could pose instead as a Geologist specialising in the works of Giuseppe Penone. "That's really niche, no one will ever know" I thought. Then you came along. Now I'll have to find another niche...curses! [shakes fist at heavens]

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@celestelabedz I dunno about stressed. They actually look pretty high, and that tree on the grass is totally stoned too.

@alexwild @celestelabedz

Definitely high and stoned. That tree is rocking out.

@celestelabedz @dtauvdiodr except this is very โ€œevolution of the armโ€ to me. #TwinPeaks ๐Ÿฆ‰
@celestelabedz ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽผwith a boulder on my branches feelin kinda anxious I tripped the merry go round 
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I am an arborist and I don't think it's funny either. These rocks are clearly killing that tree.
@celestelabedz Ha ha. Rocks climbing trees. What will they think of next?
@celestelabedz For all of us who would like to throw actual rocks at the uninvited gate keepers on social media and off thankโ€ฆyou very much for the virtual ones ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
@celestelabedz Alfred Hitchcock's The Rocks. a still from one of the most terrifying scenes in that little known 60s cult classic
@celestelabedz I must be a joke from a rock climber.
@celestelabedz what is that tree smoking??? I've seen 'stoned' before but never like this brah...

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Look, everybody, just calm down. They're not stuck. No need to call the fire department. Rocks have been getting up and down trees on their own since forever. Maybe try tempting them with some treats.

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@celestelabedz This is why you don't bring your pet rocks out of Australia. Sure, they're cute as babies, but before long North America will have nargans draging people into their dens.
@celestelabedz I guess we can be thankful Isaac Newton wasnโ€™t theorising about gravity under a tree like this. ๐Ÿ˜„
@celestelabedz aliens built this ๐Ÿค”
@celestelabedz omg why do I relate to these rocks ๐Ÿ™ƒ
@celestelabedz Perhaps they should come down an do some Alternative-Rock. I like that !

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I wasn't aware of that. These poor rocks.
We seem to have the same problems here

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3b/3c/d2/3b3cd2bf98ff517fbcdbb459a3261cb8.jpg

@realn2s @celestelabedz
Is that also a sculpture?

@serehfas @celestelabedz
Yes

Idee di pietra (Ideas of Stone)
by Giuseppe Penone

https://giuseppepenone.com/en/works/0255-idee-di-pietra

Idee di pietra (Ideas of Stone), 2003 (Cod. 0255) | Works | Giuseppe Penone

@celestelabedz really?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@celestelabedz I blame goats head butting rocks into the trees.
@celestelabedz They can be very happy, usually a rocks life is going downhill all the time.

@celestelabedz They're outside the Booth business school at the University of Chicago (that's the building behind it). Across the street is the Rockfeller "chapel". Next to it - the ivy covered building - is the one-time women's dorm, which now contains the underground pub.

I'm just saying: those poor things see *a lot* everyday.

@celestelabedz i saw this last night and ive been thinking about it the whole time, itโ€™s just gravy and stressed rocks up there thank you this is exactly the mind landscape I needed
@celestelabedz Obviously these rocks have been traumatized by you geologists, they're climbing trees to avoid being cracked open by "scientists" just to see what's inside.
@celestelabedz That tree lifted those rocks up in its dying breath.

@celestelabedz

The lawn mowing has finished, so they should be able to come down now, if you give them space.

@celestelabedz this just looks cool ๐Ÿ˜ฎ