THEY FOUND A NO-SHIT BRAIN WORM!!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

BRAIN WORMS ARE COMING FOR US!!!!

AAAGH!! PANIC!!!!!

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/aug/28/live-worm-living-womans-brain-australia-depression-forgetfulness

‘Oh my god’: live worm found in Australian woman’s brain in world-first discovery

Woman complained of forgetfulness and depression before doctors pulled out an 8cm roundworm normally found in pythons

The Guardian

@cstross

Note to self: don't eat grass in Australia.

@Yeekasoose @cstross Hey, the plants have always been out to kill you here in Australia (or make you wish you were dead - see gympie gympie tree)

@ariaflame @Yeekasoose @cstross I thought stuff like that only existed in science fiction as part of some dangerous alien flora but nature never fails to surprise

(I horrified all my friends with its wikipedia article so thank you very much)

@mmby @Yeekasoose @cstross There is some freaky shit out there.