@ricci adding a column for "respects Geneva convention" to my academic job hunt tracker

@ricci "Chat, what's the best microtype option for typesetting two-column text?"

@ricci no, but how would even do that. surpassed my latex wizarding.

@ricci Thanks I put somed̴a̴y̴ ̶t̶h̸e̸ ̸O̸L̶D̴ ̵O̸N̷E̷S̴ ̶w̴i̴l̸l̴r̴e̸ ̷t̵u̴r̷n̴a̷n̵d̷ ̷w̴e̴h̴a̶v̶e̸n̷o̷ ͕̅w̷̝̌ȁ̷̮ÿ̶̳́t̸̗͘o̴͝ͅs̴̫̐ṯ̶̏ō̴̫ṕ̷̘t̸͈̾h̸͉͑e̷͑ͅm̸͉̆f̸̪͑ǒ̷̩r̴͙̊Ī̵͈h̷̛̩a̷͕̎ v̶̯̲̦̋͗̀͝͠ͅe̶̩͔͙͉͚͕͕̣͇̳̤̒̑́̅̀͋̿̊̀̽̃̔̓͒̃̀͝b̸̨͓̘̯͓̭̏̀́̈́͊̄̆̓̊͘͝e̸̛͎̺̦͙̭̼̖̝̭̗͈̩̙͓̺̗̓͒̾͊̿̆̈̎̆͝͝c̵̛̜̫̟̣̩̠̪͇͊̐̈͗̓̂͐͊͒͛̌̚͠o̶̡͍̗̹̜̺͙̟̮͖̟̭͐m̸̡̲̬̣͔͎̘͔̥̱̱̩̹̣̤͂̈́̃͊̾͜͜͝e̵̛̞͖̭̹̯̟̲̹̳͎̊̌̈́̒́̓̍̈́́̉͛̈̈́͆̿ą̴̗́̆̂̏m̷̡̨̮̄͗̀e̷̦̗͓̥͆̓͊̋͊́́̆̽̆̑̃͋͌̌̋ŗ̸̨̪̫̼̰̞̙̻̘̻̫̓̈́̏͋̇̄͗̀̎ͅę̶̼͔͇̘͚̬̠̙̼̩̙͔̮͉̉̋͛͛̒͆̓̇̕ͅv̴͖̤̯̞̫̟̺̙̰̗̂͋́̈́͑͠ę̵̦̳̤̲̰̤͉̼͓̥͂̀̓̃̑͋̐̿́͐̍͑͜ş̷͕͖̞̩͒̃͒̋̈́̉͂̈́̓̆́̂͋̓̕̕͠ṡ̷̡̯̖͙̟̞̜̘̗͈̻̐̌̕͜e̴͚̥͕̹̝̗̬̳̽͋͐̓̇́̃̍ͅͅl̵̨͙̻̗͇̭͉̗̝̩̠͚̩̱͎̞͕͋̅͐̉̓̽͛̄͆̇͘͝f̷̛̪͊̓̊̉̋͘̚ơ̶͚̘̘̫̩͓̠̑̓̅̀̔̒̏̏͑̊̾̊̍͂̕͝ͅř̸̞̦̬̻̼̹̯͙̬̘͕͇̦̞̾̓͊̾͊̓̄̈̋̒a̸̧̺͎̹͚̘͑̿͒̈́̀͆͂͘͝ͅs̶̩͈̘̮͖̭͚͌̀̎͂̑͗̍͆ ̷̢̢̡̻͕̠̳̘̣̥͔̖̭̼̙̺̀͌̀̌̈́̂̏́̀̈́̆̑̄̿̆̎̿ẻ̵̢͖͓͕͚͛̀͒̓̊̒͑̚͠ń̶̡̢͔̟̤̫̬ṫ̷̩̼̖̩̦͈̘̦͎̙̜̳̳͍̖͉̃̑͋͆͊͆͝͝i̴͎͇̣͉͙̯̹̪͕͍̱̼̙̟̩̎̎̓̇̋̏͘ë̴̢̹̟̠̘̣̠̩͓͉́̍́̅̌̑̈̚̚͜ͅn̷̢̡̢̮̖̖̗̘͍̜͍̟͙͉̠̄͂̍̏̊̄͗͂̀̒̚̕͠͝ţ̴͙̭̳͖̦̖̞̥̫͎̘̝̞́͌̾̀̋̽T̵̪̫̳͖̩͎̰̞̈́̌̎̔̑̔͒͋̍͐͛͝͝ę̵̛̩͚̝̻̜̻̳͚̪̺̝̳͈̦̖̌̅͛͒ͅX̴͚͉̼̤͇͇͇̹͇̱͓̣̎̎̅̊͒̇̎̌̂̋̿̅̔̋͘̚͝ͅ ̸̨̲͙̠͚͎͇̔̀̐p̸̦̱͉̱̖͓͗́͝͝ͅr̵̘̞̺̭̠̻͇̜͔̒̿o̷̰̗̱̹̪̺̯̎ċ̶̼̮̺͙̀e̸̛̮͚̣̯͋͛̒ͅͅs̵̜͐̑̈̇̔s̸̠̞̞̤̥̻̬̗̭̀͜o̵̡̰̯̩̳̠̰͎͗̍͒̏͐r̸̠͕͇̥̲̈ͅl̴̩͍̜͑̉̓͜o̸͕̻͙͎̲̘̦͒̑͆͑̀̅͘ͅͅn̷̖̦̙̳̹̝̙͊̂̾ͅg̵̬̋̓̍̎͌̆̃͜i̶̧͉̥̱̯̤̬͚̅̾̑̉͐̀̀͂̚͜ͅṇ̵̡̡̮͎̖͓̺͔̣̾̑͋̋̔͗̊̎͂͝ģ̷̤̩̠̘̹̩̝͈͎̾͋̂̌͐̀̆̔̕͝f̷̧̿̉ơ̷̡̖͍̥̹̻̱̼͕̋́̃͗̚̚͠͠ͅŗ̸̜̜͎͇̅͂̋̈́́͌͘̚t̷̡̧̯͎̘̙͚̞̼̅̈́͆h̶̠̮̥͓̣͎̙͙̉̓̄͂̄̃̂͠ḛ̶̡̢̥̺̩̣̩̙͙̈͋̓e̷̗̺̹̬̪̯̿̋͑͐͑̀͝͠ā̴̤͙͗̈́͐s̷̛̞̥̽͒̌́̈́̿͠e̵̿͐̍̿̊͒̚

@ricci yeah, your intention is funny, but the effect is: it trivialises a word people should know to be serious.