@buck @breadandcircuses For many years, my small town was home to the largest private collection of military vehicles in the US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_Vehicle_Technology_FoundationAnd I knew the founder, Jacques L. Now and then, I was tempted to ask him to borrow one of his armored cars to park next to other oversized vehicles as a hint.
A tank would have been even better, but of course, driving tracked vehicles on public roads is frowned on.