It should be obvious to everyone that when traveling a mile from your suburban home to the nearby shopping center, you *need* a vehicle like this.
@breadandcircuses When I go buy some veggies, coffee and cereal, I always take the M-1 Abrams F-150 ... not enough cargo capacity in anything smaller and what if there are small children in the way slowing me down? I may need to drive over them, so the F-150 Urban Assault Tank is *critical*
@buck @breadandcircuses
For many years, my small town was home to the largest private collection of military vehicles in the US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_Vehicle_Technology_Foundation
And I knew the founder, Jacques L. Now and then, I was tempted to ask him to borrow one of his armored cars to park next to other oversized vehicles as a hint.
A tank would have been even better, but of course, driving tracked vehicles on public roads is frowned on.
Military Vehicle Technology Foundation - Wikipedia

@buck @breadandcircuses the Abrams was a good choice. I drive past a Sherman and I'm pretty sure it's smaller than new trucks.