Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (I am a goat that wants to cross over a bridge, he is a troll that asks me to answer his riddles three)

@roxiqt what is you name? what is your quest? what is your favorite color?

I know it's a tired quote, but it's all I've got 😭

@brektyme @roxiqt

Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

@roxiqt Be careful with Trolls. They be total players. Plus their arms grow back if you cut them off in battle. They also yell “YOLO” a lot and call you “brah”.

@roxiqt

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European swallow?

I don’t know….aaaaaahhhhhhhhh