BlechpiratAug 17, 2023
Thanks crowd! We now know the source: https://theshovel.com.au/2021/10/26/man-announces-he-will-quit-drinking-by-2050/
Man Announces He Will Quit Drinking by 2050 — The Shovel

He has assured friends it will not affect his drinking plans in the short or medium term.

The Shovel
Show threadMartijn Frazer

@blechpirat It's from The Shovel, an Australian satirical newspaper like The Onion.

https://theshovel.com.au/2021/10/26/man-announces-he-will-quit-drinking-by-2050/

Man Announces He Will Quit Drinking by 2050 — The Shovel

He has assured friends it will not affect his drinking plans in the short or medium term.

The Shovel
Aug 21, 2023 at 2:42pmWeb