Izzy sways a little, the air too thick around him. Stede's arm wraps around his waist tightly. As steam rises from the bowl Hezekiah has prepared, Stede glances around, trying to find the best exit.

"Hard to say," Hezekiah says. He picks up another glass jar, this one apparently empty. Carefully, steadily, he pours the liquid he's just prepared into it. It swirls behind glass, little eddies of the beetle shell powder glimmering in the candlelight.

"Wouldn't care to hazard a guess at what they gave him, exactly," he says. "I'd guess it might last another week, maybe two. Hard to say."

The scent of the liquid fades a touch as he pushes a cap down on the jar. Izzy tries to catch his breath, the air still too close.

"And the way back to our ship?" Roach asks. Hezekiah looks faintly irritated at the question.

"Split up," he says. "You take that one." He gestures towards Izzy with his chin.

"Head west on the back streets, double back at devil's cross. The other two, head east. Stick to the main roads until you come to the village green, then take the third alley on the left--you'll reach the harbour before nightfall."

"Well, hang on a minute, I'm not going anywhere without--" Stede begins to protest, still holding Izzy against his chest.

"You want him safe, yes?" Roach interrupts.

"Well, of course," Stede snaps, still ready to argue.

"Then you'll do as I say," Roach says. He gives his old friend a wary nod. "Hezekiah."

Hezekiah says nothing as they leave. Izzy glances back as Roach closes the door behind them--he sees the glint of Hezekiah's good eye, watching.

Roach pushes them along the narrow side street and into an even narrower alley, eyes darting back and forth.

"You really think we can trust este pendejo?" Jim asks, dubious. Roach snorts.

"Of course not," he replies.

Roach moves west through the dirty, crowded backstreets of the Republic. He walks quickly, a hand on the back of the smaller figure with him, hooded and cloaked, head down. Roach's eyes dart around, scanning shadows and alleyways for threats. As they approach devil's cross, he stays closer to his charge, one hand at the base of their spine, protective. The streets are eerily empty here, save for a few drunks too far gone to drag themselves elsewhere.

Even those few disappear as the crossroads comes into view before them.

"You ready?" Roach asks. His companion just nods. They step out into the open space, still moving quickly, heading for an alley that will let them double back towards the port. For a long moment, they're alone. Roach's shoulders relax ever so slightly. And then...

"Well, well, what do we have here?"

A thickset man steps out from one of the alleyways. He smirks unpleasantly.

Another man, tall and thin, steps out of the mouth of another of the dozens or so little alleys that branch off devil's cross into the twisting rabbit warren complexity of the Republic. He holds a long knife. The light gleams gold on one of his teeth as he leers at them. Three more men flank him, all professional bounty hunters, by the looks of them.

"You have something that doesn't belong to you," the thin man drawls, his voice nasal and piercing.

Roach rolls his eyes.

"I have a lot of things that don't belong to me," he says. "I'm a pirate."

His light tone belies the shift in his body language. He scans his surroundings.

"Give us Hands," the larger man sneers. He holds an ugly cudgel, stained and dented. "No need for anybody to get hurt."

"Over your dead body," Roach says, stepping between them and the smaller figure, hood still raised, head still down. Men block the alley behind them, too.

"You're outnumbered," the thin man says. The men shuffle towards Roach, a little hesitant. Roach grins at them, eyes wide. He has a reputation to keep up, after all. "Why don't you just give us Hornigold's man?"

"Like I said," Roach says, voice high, unnerving. Suddenly, with deadly precision, a knife darts out from his hooded companion's cloak, embedding itself in the neck of the thickset man. He gurgles, stumbling back. "Over your dead body."

The thin man hisses through his teeth, and then the bounty hunters surge forward. Roach stands back to back with Jim, still concealed in the cloak's heavy folds. One of the men from the alley just behind them reaches them first--he collapses in a heap, stiletto blade piercing his eye. The man behind him tries to skid to a halt, eye widening as his former colleague takes one final, shuddering breath. Too late to stop, he tries to grapple with Jim.
Moments later, he too lies in the dusty street, blood seeping into dirt, eyes shining with the empty gloss of death. Roach, meanwhile, wields cleavers in both hands. He shrieks as a large bounty hunter barrels towards him, slashing with a jagged bladed knife. Roach ducks, spins, catching the man across the stomach with one of his cleavers, bringing the other down on the back of his neck. The man hits the ground, eviscerated and very nearly headless.
"Come on," Jim growls, dispatching another opponent with a precise, ruthless thrust through his throat. The alley behind them is open now, guarded only by rapidly cooling corpses. Roach screams again as two men run at him simultaneously. He swings one cleaver down, the other up, catching one of them under the chin, slicing the other across the breastbone. Both fall backwards, temporarily impeding the men behind them. Roach and Jim flee into the alley.

They sprint at first, dodging down side streets and through buildings, finally slowing as the sound of pursuit fades behind them.

"You think we lost them?" Roach asks, breathing hard, still holding two blood-stained cleavers.

"Not a chance," Jim mutters. They slip into another alley, pulling their hood tighter around their face

"Good," Roach says, smile fierce

"Easy for you to say," Jim mutters, wiping their forehead. "I'm sweating my ass off here."

"Not long now," Roach says. "One way or another."

Beneath the hood, Jim grimaces.

"You think we bought them enough time?" they ask. Roach glances around the corner of the alley, pulling back abruptly when he spots two men, pistols drawn, creeping along the street.

"Only one way to find out," he says with a little shrug. Jim grins, drawing another knife as they crouch at the mouth of the alley, waiting to pounce.

Stede's heart pounds in his throat. He keeps his steps steady, measured. In tattered, grey-brown woollen trousers, a stained cotton shirt and a fisherman's cap pulled tight over his ears, he knows he's barely recognizable. He's never felt more conspicuous. He keeps his head down. Izzy, similarly attired, with a bandana wrapped around the bottom half of his face, holds his hand, pulling him along

"Come on," he'd said gruffly when he grabbed Stede's hand

He'd tugged Stede roughly into a shadowy corner of a muddy alley so they could change. He'd even smudged Stede's face with some of the muck, barely making eye contact as he did so. And then they were off.

Izzy's shoulders are stiff, his jaw tight--Stede sees it flex under the bandana as he stares at the back of Izzy's head. He'd thought at first that Izzy was annoyed with him, with the necessity of a posh idiot, as he was wont to say, slowing him down.

But as Izzy drags him along, as fast as he dares, his hand squeezes Stede's. As Stede watches him, he realizes he's not nearly as adept as he previously thought at reading the angry little man. He only sees the side of Izzy's face from time to time as he glances around, looking behind them, checking alleys and entryways for threats. Occasionally he meets Stede's gaze, brows drawn in what Stede would have taken as a challenge were they on the Revenge.

But his eyes... Stede watches them shift, widening a little too much, shining a little too bright.

Izzy is terrified. His hand tightens again as they step past another alley. Stede squeezes back, eyes on the shifting crowd around them, then back on Izzy's profile. Even with a bandana around his face, Stede can trace the elegant contour of his aquiline nose, can imagine the mouth beneath it, set firm, determined. Stede keeps his other hand on his pistol

He forces himself to breathe evenly, to move with no more urgency than any other drunk in the crowd. Every shadow seems to hold some hidden threat, every face a potential enemy. All that matters is getting Izzy back to the ship.

They're close now--the streets here smell of saltwater, fish guts and sick. Stede starts to recognize some of the streets around them, or at least he thinks he does. Hard to tell one den of iniquity from another, truth be told.

He wonders where Jim and Roach are, if they've started back to the ship yet. If they're safe. They round the corner, and now he's certain--he knows these streets. The Revenge is just around the corner. They've done it. Now all they have to do is--

"Shit!"

Stede's head swivels so quickly he feels his neck twinge. Jim and Roach spill out of an alley a few meters back, yelling and cursing. Jim spots him instantly--so much for his bloody disguise.

"Run!" they yell. Stede stands frozen for a moment, trying to comprehend what he's seeing. That's-- they're--

"Who in the bloody hell is that!" he squawks, pointing at the unconscious man the two of them are carrying, Jim with his feet tucked under their arms, Roach holding him firmly under the armpits as his head lolls.

"Hostage!" Roach replies, grinning manically as Stede registers yelling, the pounding of footstepts behind them. "Now, RUN!"

Stede runs, not letting go of Izzy's hand. He takes the lead, pistol drawn, shoves his way through the crowded streets, around the corner.

The Revenge stands just ahead of them, its sails slack, hull glowing in the late morning sun. It's the most beautiful sight Stede's ever seen. A man rears up in front of him, all gap-toothed grin and grasping hands, reaching out to snatch at Izzy. Stede doesn't break his stride, backhanding the man with his pistol.

He hears a grunt as the man stumbles back, blood pouring from a gash in his forehead. A few others fall back with alarmed shouts as Stede waves the gun wildly, teeth bared.

"Out of my fucking way!" he shouts. He sees Olu peer over the Revenge's railing, sees him shout to the rest of the crew, and then they're tearing up the gangplank. Roach and Jim toss their hostage to the side--he hits the deck like a sack of potatoes as they pull up the gangplank.

"Mister Buttons, get us under way immediately!" Stede shouts. A pistol shot sounds from below. He moves without thinking, tackling Izzy to the deck. Feet thud as the crew rushes about, returning fire, making the ship ready to sail. Finally, sails billow to life with a crack--the ship pulls away from the dock, crew still firing at the mercenaries below. As the ship breaks heads for open water, Izzy shoves at Stede's chest

"Fuck, Bonnet you're heavy..."

He shoves at Stede again. Stede doesn't respond.

"Bonnet?" he says, panic making his voice sharp, and then "Stede?"

He grips Stede's shoulders. The man groans and Izzy's head spins with relief even as his adrenaline spikes. He runs his hands over Stede's head, down his neck, searching for...

"Fuck! Somebody help me!" he shouts. "Roach! Bonnet's been shot!"

There's a flurry of activity and then Stede's limp body lifts, freeing Izzy to scramble out.

Frenchie and Wee John help Roach maneuvre him onto a stretcher as Izzy pushes his hair out of his face. Stede groans again as they move him, eyes blinking open, focusing on Izzy. He reaches out, grabbing for Izzy's hand, holding on tight.

"Izzy, darling, are you alright?" he says, speech slightly slurred. Izzy laughs, a pained little sound.

"I'm not the one who got shot, you idiot," he says, voice breaking.

"Oh," Stede says, looking down at himself.

Frenchie and John carry the stretcher belowdecks, into Roach's makeshift surgery. Izzy stays next to Stede, holding his hand. Stede keeps his eyes on Izzy. Blood spreads across the back of his shirt, no exit wound.

"Flip him," Roach says. "I'm going to dig it out."

Izzy steps back as John takes hold of Stede's shoulders, Frenchie taking his legs. Roach stabilizes his hips as they roll him onto his belly. Stede cries out, the sound harsh and choked off

Izzy hisses, wrapping his arms around himself. He feels fucking useless. Roach glances up at him.

"Come over here," he says, holding up a knife, running a flame over its blade. Izzy approaches slowly, uncertainly. Roach nods towards Stede. "Hold his hands."

Izzy crouches down in front of the table. He takes hold of Stede's hands, lacing their fingers together. Stede whimpers as the motion pulls at his injury, but then looks up at Izzy, smiling tightly

"Not to worry, darling," he says. "A pirate's life, eh?"

His hair is soaked with sweat, face pale. Izzy swallows convulsively.

"Oh, shut up," he says, squeezing Stede's hands.

"This might sting a bit," Roach says, uncorking a bottle of rum with his teeth. "Hold him down."

Stede screams as Roach pours rum over the wound to sterilize it. Izzy holds on to his hands for dear life, Frenchie and John pinning his hips and legs as his body writhes in agony.

"Fuck," Izzy says through gritted teeth. His voice breaks again. Roach holds the rum bottle against Stede's lips.

"Drink," he says. Stede does as he's told, amber liquid spilling from the corners of his mouth as Roach pours it down his throat. Finally, he pulls the bottle away, setting it down on the table with a thunk. "Now hold him tight. If he moves too much, I might hit something... essential."

He passes his blade through the flame again.

Izzy swallows, watching Roach bring the blade to the back of Stede's scapula. Stede watches Izzy's face intently, like he's cataloguing every feature, every twitch. His breath comes too fast, sweat-soaked hair falling into his eyes. Izzy wants to push it back, stroke his forehead. He shifts his grip, wrapping his hands around Stede's wrists, pinning them against the table. Stede glances down at them, a slightly mischievous smile playing over his lips.
He opens his mouth, but before he can voice whatever horrifically embarrassing thought popped into his head, Roach's knife plunges down, slicing ruthlessly, efficiently. Stede screams, the sound turning to a moan, and then to silence as he slumps down on the table, blessedly unconscious. Izzy gasps harshly, once, then again and fuck, fuck, fuck, this isn't the first time he's seen something like this, what the fuck is wrong with him? He gasps again.

Roach makes a triumphant sound, fingers parting the flesh he's carving. He sets the knife aside, picking up a pair of tongs and fishing around in the wound. After a moment, he draws them out, slow and cautious. The bullet clatters down on the table, blood-streaking the dull grey surface. Roach grabs the rum bottle again, pouring another measure over the wound, then taking a swig. Stede moans quietly, still unconscious

"Almost done," Izzy murmurs to him

He doesn't expect a response, of course he doesn't, he's not a fucking child. He must be imagining things, he thinks, when Stede's face seems to relax at the sound of his voice.

"Come on, Bonnet," he says anyway, feeling fucking ridiculous. "Stubborn twat like you, you'll be fucking fine. Just... just hold on, alright?"

Roach picks up a curved needle, stitching the wound with surprisingly tidy sutures, tying each off before moving on to the next.

"He's lucky," Roach says at last, mopping up the last of Stede's blood with an alcohol-soaked rag before tying a clean bandage around the shoulder. "Missed all the important bits. Keep it clean, keep it from festering, and he'll be good as new in no time. Well. Mostly."

Izzy keeps his eyes on Stede's face. Slowly, he lets go of his wrists, feeling the numbness in his fingers, the tightness of the muscles in his back and neck from holding Stede down.

He reaches up, pushing the hair out of Stede's eyes at last, stroking it back, tucking strands behind his ears. Stede murmurs softly, wincing as he shifts. Izzy, absurdly, finds himself cooing softly, petting Stede's hair. A knock on the door startles him. Olu hovers just outside.

"How is he?" he asks, looking from Stede's prone form to Roach, now leaning against the counter, smoking a joint with bloodied hands. Roach shrugs.

"He'll live. Probably."

Izzy stands, ignoring the way his legs shake. He needs to work, to do his fucking job.

"What's our heading, Mister Boudhari?" he asks. Olu's eyes widen as he looks at Izzy, and Izzy realizes suddenly that his cheeks are wet. He swipes an arm across his face irritably. "And where the hell is Ed? Stede's his fuckin'-- he should be here."

He looks away, missing the way Olu, glances to Frenchie and John.

"Um. Well. Bit of a problem, there. He's gone."

Izzy stands in the middle of the captains' cabin. Stede, on his belly on the bed, snores quietly. He hasn't woken up yet, but Roach doesn't seem worried. He probably needs the rest. Still, Izzy feels like an interloper. He stares at the paper in his hand, trying again to make his way through it. He recognizes Ed's handwriting, knows some of the words. He sees his name, and Stede's. And Hornigold's. His stomach churns. He was never a strong reader.

He has his numbers, sure, and enough letters to do the books, but no more than that. He squints at the page, blurry letters swimming in front of his eyes, useless.

"Fuck!"

He slams the letter down on the table. He could ask the boy for help, Lucius. There's no time for this nonsense. Stede murmurs in his sleep, calling for Izzy, for Ed. Izzy slumps down in a ridiculously plush chair. He buries his face in his hands, shoulders shaking as he sobs.

*

It doesn't take long for Ed to find a ship headed in the right direction. He leaves his leathers on the Revenge, ties his hair back. His beard is short, close to his jawline. It makes him look younger. That plus a simple cotton shirt and breeches--"neutral tones, classic," as Stede would put it--and it becomes almost insultingly easy for Blackbeard to travel incognito. All these years to build his reputation and all it takes is a change of clothes?

But no matter.

He has other things to worry about.

He works for his passage--he doesn't want to attract attention by waving around too much gold. And besides. He needs something to do with his hands, to keep him occupied.

If he thinks too much about where he's headed, what he plans to do, he'll go mad, or worse, lose his nerve. He can't afford that.

Izzy can't afford that.

He keeps his head down, follows orders, competent but not too competent.

Just another body on deck. Keeps to himself.

The other men give him a wide berth. He's not unfriendly exactly, it's just... well, spend long enough at sea and you develop a feel for things.

You know when a man has the devil at his back.

And you know when that man turns to walk through the gates of hell, and spit in the devil's face.

Ed follows orders.

The other men cross themselves and mutter charms against the evil eye.

The ship sails on.

"Gone!" Stede winces as the volume of his own voice is enough to send pain ricocheting through the torn muscle fibers of his damaged shoulder.

"Fuck, watch it, you fucking twat," Izzy says, more force of habit behind it than genuine anger. He takes Stede's shoulders, guiding him to lie against the pillows. Stede still looks pale, dark circles under his eyes, souvenirs from the blood loss. He looks up at Izzy. Izzy's eyes are bloodshot, hair unstyled.

He looks like he's been crying. Looks like he hasn't slept. Stede reaches out with his good arm as Izzy fusses with his blankets, muttering something about him catching his death, just you wait and see, and when's the last time Roach checked Stede's temperature anyway and--

The flow of Izzy's words stops when Stede's hand grips his. He looks down at it, breathing too hard, eyes too bright.

"Izzy," Stede says, managing to sound a bit calmer than before

"You said that Edward is gone."

Izzy stares down, refusing to look at Stede. His lashes are thick, hiding his eyes as he picks at Stede's comforter with his free hand. His lashes look a little damp, Stede thinks.

"That's right, sir," Izzy says, voice a little too rough for the formality he clings to. "He left a note. I couldn't... I mean, I should have asked the boy, shouldn't have waited, sir, I--"

"Izzy," Stede says again. Izzy falls silent.

He still hasn't looked up. Stede squeezes his hand. His shoulder throbs, pain pulsing in time with his heartbeat. So. Ed's gone. He left. Stede clears his throat. Right. The note. Izzy mentioned a note. He clears his throat again. His vision swims--he feels the heat of tears bubbling up in his eyes and he blinks rapidly, trying to clear them.

"Where is it?" he asks when he finally thinks he can trust his voice--still, it quavers, traitorous thing.

"Ed's note," he adds, to clarify. Izzy doesn't roll his eyes or snarl that he knew what he bloody meant. He just reaches up and pulls a thin sheet of paper, folded neatly in three, from between his shirt and his vest. Stede lifts it to his lips, trying to steady himself, still feeling lightheaded, from shock or blood loss or very likely both. The paper smells faintly of lavender, cloves and cannabis, beneath the cedar and salt water of Izzy's own scent.

"Well? Don't just fucking sniff it, read it!"

Stede's eyes snap back up--Izzy's looking at him at last, glaring. It's the best thing he's seen since he woke up.

"Give a man a moment, for god's sake," Stede snaps, "I'm feeling... feelings!"

Izzy bares his teeth.

"Feel your fucking feelings later, right now just read the fucking note!"

"Oh, fine," Stede says, heart hammering with a strange blend of relief and trepidation. He unfolds the paper slowly.

Izzy's eyes fix on him, pleading. Stede reads aloud, faltering a little over some of Ed's more extravagant spelling choices.

"Steade--tell Iz I aym sourry. I shoullde haeve sayvved him froum Hournygoulld mysaelf. I shoullde haeve kielled thaet baestard all thoese yeaers agou.

I goe tou reight thaet wroung."

"Fuckin' what?" Izzy snaps. "Read it again without the fuckin' voice this time."

"Oh! Right! Sorry," Stede says, and then begins again.

"Stede--tell Iz I'm sorry. I should have saved him from Hornigold myself. I should have killed that bastard all those years ago. I go to write that wrong."

"Fuck," Izzy says. He sags down on the side of Stede's bed, pressing the heels of his palms into his eyes. Stede makes a face as he looks at the note. "Did he use his own bloody spellings again? No wonder I couldn't fuckin' read it, it's like putting it in fuckin' code"

Stede looks down at the note

"Sorry, his own what?" he asks, wrinkling his nose.

"Spellings," Izzy says, like it were obvious. "He told me there was, like, the standard way, but anybody interesting made their own up, it was way cooler. I never got the hang of it. Rubbish at reading. All the letters look the same anyway, little blurs on a page."

Stede glances from Izzy to the note and back again. He opens his mouth, shuts it again, finally settles on.

"Right. We'll revisit this."

Izzy speaks before he can say more

"He'll kill him," he says, voice small. "Hornigold'll kill him. He can't do it alone."

Stede's eyes narrow, mouth set in a firm line

"He won't have to," he says. "He's right about one thing. It's past time someone killed that bastard. Izzy, we'll leave you and Jim at the next port. The rest of the crew and I will go to rescue Edward."

"You'll what?" Izzy demands, sounding more skeptical than Stede thinks necessary

From the look on his face, you'd think Stede proposed growing wings and flying to the rescue! Honestly.

"Izzy, I certainly can't ask you to participate in a rescue mission!" he protests, "Or to face Hornigold! Why, it's unthinkable!"

Izzy draws back, pulling his hand away from Stede

"For god's sake, darling, you're still healing!" Stede says, "Besides, I'm the captain!"

"Healing my ass, you've just been fuckin' shot," Izzy retorts, crossing his arms

"And now your plan is to send the only two people who can fight--"

"Well, come now, that's an exaggeration--"

"--on this godforsaken death trap of a vessel--"

"Hey, that's just mean!"

"--on a fucking vacation while you rescue my captain from Benjamin fucking Hornigold?"

"I'd hardly call it a vacation!" Stede interjects as Izzy turns away and starts to pace.

"And all this because I'm some, some delicate fucking flower that needs protecting?"

Izzy splutters, face red with fury.

"Oh, for god's sake, Izzy, you're being completely unreasonable," Stede says, badly miscalculating.

"Unreasonable?" Izzy hisses. Stede abruptly senses his mistake. "Unreasonable! Oh I'll show you unreasonable, you fucking twat, if you try to leave me in port like some miserable fucking housewife while you go gallivanting off to save the fucking day, I'll have Roach declare you unfit for duty. He'd do it, you know."

"What?" Stede says. "That's not-- he can't-- he wouldn't!"

"Yes he would, and then you could convalesce in a fucking inn like a fucking maiden dying of consumption while I fucking rescue Ed, you smug bastard."
Izzy stops his pacing, crossing his arms, glaring at Stede. After a moment Stede sighs, exasperated

"Fine!" he says, shortly, "If you insist."

"I fuckin' insist."

"I know, that's why I said fine!"

They glare at each other, both breathing hard

Izzy's eyes shine, still too bright in the low light of the room. His lower lip trembles just slightly. Stede's face softens.

"Izzy--"

Before he can say anything more, Izzy crosses the floor and kisses him.

*
Izzy doesn't know why he does it. Doesn't know why he picked a fight in the first place, really. It just seems to be what he does with Stede--doesn't know how the hell else he'd talk to the twat. Well. That's not exactly true at the moment. Right now the alternative is a kind of earnestness that still makes Izzy's skin crawl. He's spent a full week sharing every single one of his most intimate thoughts with anyone who stopped long enough to listen

Anger's always been a good shield for Izzy. Keeps him safe. Keeps him alive. Keeps him... keeps him alone. That's safer, too. He can drape his anger over all his truths like a cloak, keeping him just a little apart from them. Hell, if he gets really lucky, the person he's talking to will just walk away, or at least dismiss everything he says out of hand. Just Izzy yelling again. Nothing to worry about.

It doesn't work on Stede. Stede pays attention.

He snipes back, drawing Izzy out, making him angry enough to be incautious and before he knows it, he's spilling his guts to the bastard.

"That's why I said fine!" Stede snaps at last, voice high and sharp.

Izzy glares at Stede, propped against an absurd, truly self-indulgent number of pillows. He swallows hard. This is what he wanted. It is. He doesn't have to say anything more. He doesn't have to say anything about how frightened he is right now.

He doesn't have to say that the idea of coming face to face with Hornigold again makes him feel like he's falling into a fucking pit, stomach swooping in terror. He doesn't have to say how stupid he feels, how fucking childish, that he's feeling fucking... attached to Stede already. He doesn't have to say how selfish he is, that the thought of losing this when Ed comes back makes him feel like he's dying. And that's fucking stupid too, isn't it?
@IzzysNplPiercin awwwwww. Also Izzy's entire argument made me cackle.
@Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox lmaooo nothing makes me happier in the depths of my soul than stizzy yelling at each other like idiots who don't know they're in love
@IzzysNplPiercin I am loving this so much I’ll chew the whole thread into small bits, pour some milk on them and eat it like it’s my breakfast cereal.
@tikli thank youúuu I am having so much fun writing ittttttt
@IzzysNplPiercin This is the best Stizzy
@waywardaf thank youuu I love them they're idiots 🥹
@IzzysNplPiercin my favorite stizzy! Bitch4Bitch AND Idiot4Idiot 
@IzzysNplPiercin I'm ashamed to admit, "Healing, my ass" made me snicker in a highly inappropriate way and mentally add "among other things". I'm so sorry, but you deserved to know.
@IzzysNplPiercin
Dyslexics untie!
@MentallyDevastated out here giving Ed every available neurodivergence and then giving Izzy any that are left over
@IzzysNplPiercin Ed you absolute lozenge, the fuck are you doing?
@Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox something. Lozengey
@IzzysNplPiercin I'm not sure lozengey actions and behaviours are best suited to the circumstances, personally.
@IzzysNplPiercin, Ed is being Ed in a way that makes my head hurt. I'm sure that he's thinking something, but there's no way to know what that is.
@MarieDelahoussaye he sure has a plan! Or at least part of a plan! Maybe even a good one! It's hard to say he didn't run it by his details guy!