Chaz Davis
geekystevenThe first wedding anniversary is the "paper" anniversary and traditionally you should give your spouse a book. Tradition doesn't say what kind of book, but from experience I can tell you it's not Spider-Man erotica
tptigger@geekysteven I know it's a bit, but I promise you somewhere there exists a person who would love that.
flip@tptigger @geekysteven you just have to marry one person after another for one year to find them. Easy-peasy.
@flip @geekysteven Or, here's a crazy idea, you just date lots of people til you find the one who loves superhero erotica & you know would love that gift? Just a thought. (Jeez, no wonder the divorce rate is so high. 🙄)
@tptigger @geekysteven easier? Yes. Does it make for a better story? No. Sometimes you have to take the unbeaten path.
amino@geekysteven did you present the book while wearing a spiderman mask?
@amino of course I'm not a monster
@geekysteven you did everything right, that's the definition of old fashioned romance
acb@geekysteven You may have married the wrong person then
TonyDeals.eth@geekysteven thank you for this banger tweet
Htaggert@geekysteven you’re sure about that then?
Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE@geekysteven Wouldn't work here. My wife is a publisher and doesn't want books as presents - books are *work*.
Chris [list of emoji]$SPOUSE and I once celebrated an anniversary eating junk food and watching the entire Fast and Furious franchise (to that point).
In conclusion, I married well.
Beast of Bourbon 🩷💜💙
Arthur Wyatt@Jen_Lee @geekysteven happy web-fluid to all.
Virginicus@geekysteven Try again on your 34th anniversary.
Clinton Anderson SwordForHire@geekysteven My father in law is a lawyer... He says often that paper gift is divorce papers 🤣
Comrade Lion-O@geekysteven Right, too powerful an aphrodisiac.