geekystevenThe first wedding anniversary is the "paper" anniversary and traditionally you should give your spouse a book. Tradition doesn't say what kind of book, but from experience I can tell you it's not Spider-Man erotica
tptigger@geekysteven I know it's a bit, but I promise you somewhere there exists a person who would love that.
flip@tptigger @geekysteven you just have to marry one person after another for one year to find them. Easy-peasy.
@flip @geekysteven Or, here's a crazy idea, you just date lots of people til you find the one who loves superhero erotica & you know would love that gift? Just a thought. (Jeez, no wonder the divorce rate is so high. 🙄)
@tptigger @geekysteven easier? Yes. Does it make for a better story? No. Sometimes you have to take the unbeaten path.