neutralbipolar2don't be shy, speak your mind
MegaTonyCenter 😍
Jet go brrrr
100% Jet
Missssst
A fellow mist enjoyer!
I too am of the mist camp.
I have absolutely no practical use for it, I just ship it for the aesthetic.
You can make a rainbow!!! 🌈 💗 🌞 😍
Mist too
Assuming we have yards to water.
Specific_SkunkDon’t limit yourself, hoses are also great for spraying unruly children and innocent passersby!
NumbersCanBeFunI had one of the neighbors kids throw an egg at my car window once. I was spraying it down when I heard the little shit chuckling behind me so I pointed the hose in his direction to shoo him away. Mind you I didn’t actually douse him with water.
Guess who gets upset at me? Mrs. Karen who clearly isn’t going to address the now decomposing egg on my window but pointing a harmless jet of water at their child is a step too far.
Thankfully those assholes moved out awhile ago.
DreamySweetShould have “accidentally” sprayed them both.
No lies, the temptation was real 😅
i see them as tools, so whichever better fits the task
Fr, you’re only holding yourself back by choosing one setting and sticking to it
pancakesBut then you can’t build your entire personality around this one arbitrary decision.
KerrigorShower or center depending on what I'm doing in the garden. Jet is just for me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Flat
It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely
Shower for watering things, jet for cleaning, glad they’re side by side.
Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾
#TeamShower unite!
Shower team for me too.
For plants or masturbation?
Found the real gardener
Plants: shower
Masturbation: Jet on full.
Soaker of course. I mean who doesn’t like a good soaker?
Vengefu1 TunaWhat is soaker even for? I have yet to find a use for it.
When you need to get something wetter than you could on mist, but don’t want any pressure behind it. Like wetting a ball of dirt and roots before replanting something. Mist wouldn’t get all the way through and any pressure might wash away the dirt.
That makes sense, thanks for the explanation!
Anything close range where too much pressure would be chaotic and low pressure with mist would be too slow/ineffective, like filling a bucket
HEADLESS
KoboldCoterieWith your thumb over the end of the hose!
MAXIMUM PRESSURE
Mist is best, skip the rest
If the wind gets even slightly playful, that mist is right in my fucking face.
SHOWER GANG
Shower for watering, jet when I need a drink
My golden likes them all. So I started blasting…
Semi-Hemi-DemigodWhat if I'm one of those weirdos who prefers a nozzle without settings?
Apparently, that gets you downvoted.
I’m a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night
Savage! I didn’t even see it coming…
That reminds me, I should really call her, it’s been ages
InfynisIt’s gotta be Cone. Still enough power along the edges to get a fine line, but enough spray to make it nice and refreshing, and satisfying
Jet, always.
This is the way
FQQDMist or nothing!
chillbo_bagginsSoaker. gimme that sloppy water
I use my thumb
Match!!I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa
Squirter
Milhouse, is that you?
Usually Jet because my water pressure is too low for anything else to reach the destination. Sometimes shower if I’m just gently dropping water on something. Mist if I’m trying to water the air for some reason.
depends on the job
Flat.
It delivers water faster than shower does, but at about the same low level of plant bothering.
Not my flat setting. That shit could peel paint I’m sure of it
GarytheSnailYeah, flat is just power washer light.
FeugnisCone, let’s you chose how spread out the water comes out is by squeezing harder or softer
TwoGemsNe or whatever the last one is
Cone.
You’re a garden hose n00b, sorry.
garden gud, noob