I had one of the neighbors kids throw an egg at my car window once. I was spraying it down when I heard the little shit chuckling behind me so I pointed the hose in his direction to shoo him away. Mind you I didn’t actually douse him with water.

Guess who gets upset at me? Mrs. Karen who clearly isn’t going to address the now decomposing egg on my window but pointing a harmless jet of water at their child is a step too far.

Thankfully those assholes moved out awhile ago.