Things that are now illegal in the USA:
- Wearing a ski mask (because it's cold outside),
- Holding a gun (owned by a friend),
- Not remembering your friend's name (Why did the police need to know anyway?),
- Walking into a bank (again, because it's cold),
- Holding an empty bag (I didn't want to litter),
- Being impatient (Okay, I raised my voice a bit and made some big arm gestures when I asked everybody to move out of my way),
- Saying that it would be nice if the bag was filled with money (It was a joke! Honest!).
I don't see anything wrong with any of those things, but now people are saying I'm some kind of criminal just because I happened to do them all at the same time! What is wrong with this country?
It's like you can't even walk into a bank, wearing a stocking mask, and carrying your emotional support firearm, exercising your right to free speech by saying, "Your money or your life!"
@georgetakei SUSPECT: “Oh, so it’s a crime to give a friend a ride to the bank now?”
PROSECUTOR: “When you’re acting as a getaway driver, yea.”
Willful ignorance is an ugly truth.
@georgetakei
Might be helpful if they looked up the meaning of the word "conspiracy" in the dictionary...
Although they already know what it means...