SSTFOh no. OH NO.
ThatWeirdGuy1001Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?
What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?
Tb0n3Vaporeon copypasta
THED4NIELDid you know…
ShustOneWas looking for this haha
That’s what I instantly thought about… The Internet ruined us
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water…
I don’t even know what to fn say.
M0oP0o“YES”
If only it was seafood flavor
Oh cool a vaporeon… wait… wtf?!
So it’s actually quite good. An acquired taste.
DevorlonI’ve had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.
Brisolo32The pikachu one is actually pretty good, although not good enough for the price
dylanTheDeveloperWhich Pokemon tastes terrible in your opinion?
Ayyyy! Coming in clutch with the rating plus the “with rice” bonus!
let’s not bring over worn-out redditisms to lemmy eh?
M0oP0oHave you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.
This doesn’t sound bad at all.
Majin Boowomp@setsneedtofeed I bet it looks like Slurp Juice from Fortnite
Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳
Match!!These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google “vaporeon e621” or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search “sea salt e621”
Well, I’ve learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?
It’s dangerous to go alone - take this
Flying Squid
you’re right, it’s about as bad for you as salt - but in high consumption MSG, since it contains sodium, can contribute to high blood pressure and hypertension. Google “E621 hyper” for more about that
You just want to watch the world burn, don’t you? .
Just wants to watch the world cum
ZozanoWhy would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?
Holup.
AgentOrangesicle10K tags to date and more ever cumming.
Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.
Good point and you are right, but I’m afraid you missed the joke
oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it’s totally safe. Google “E621 safe vore” for more info about it being safe to eat
“Vore” - suspiciousfry.jpg
I haven’t seen any Vore shit for a long time… Maybe I’ll look a bit later when not in a work device.
And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients
Especially_the_liesPlease do not tell my 10yo that this exists.
I’ll gladly pm him
Hey This guys 10yo go check this out
Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.
You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actual vaporeon.
Grammaton ClericI’m gonna pester my Japanese friends about this 😂
台湾料理ではありませんね。- @[email protected]’s Japanese friends, probably
CyberCatBytesTorille
…rillaamaan
21CabbageHuh, we meet again, the worst thing I’m going to see today.
Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?
UbermeistersMust be the sea salt cheese flavoring
R0cket_M00seWatertok moment.
Think you looked at the kJ value, the label seems to say about 26 Calories (kcal)
I live in Asia, and normally, “salted cheese” is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I’m assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda
But there’s a picture of cheese next to the text!
Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.
Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.
Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.
The Finland-Taiwan border is one of the longest undefended borders in the world
BaŝtoOh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.
They also do that here. Like a wedge of swiss cheese. I have no idea why. They call heavy cream topping on drinks “Cheese Foam”.
I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had “corn and cheese ice cream.” I don’t mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn’t a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.