Interrupting your timeline to show you this roumd chimkin.

May the chimkin bless you with her wisdom.

#chicken #farm #animals #silly #ROUND #bird #birb

Ahh shit this chimkin is blasting out far into the reaches of the Fediverse. Please be kind with your replies! Thank you so much :D I hope your day is wonderfully blessed by the chicken-orb. 💙💙💙

@Bwee That's not a #Borb amymore, but basically an #Orb!

I guess the #Chomken found a challenger!
https://mstdn.social/@kkarhan/109597090909793157

Kevin Karhan :verified: (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image #CHOMKEN! #Chicken #Chimken #Bird #Birb #Borb #thicc #floof #fluffy

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@kkarhan Or maybe they'll fall in love. Orb + Borb, together. 💙💙💙

@Bwee why not?

Very chonky Floofs are good...

They also take good care of minibirbs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCu3auj0VnA&t=60s

Broody Hen Behavior

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@Bwee poor chickie but aaaa so cute :3
@Bwee *contemplates this very fluffy Orb*
@Bwee
Damn that chicken sure is round.
@Bwee spherical chicken in a frictionless vacuum.
@Bwee
It has achieved… BORB
@Bwee she looks pretty buff
@Bwee so we don't have spherical cows yet, but at least we have spherical chickens to make our theorems work!😂
@Bwee Don't me pondering the chimkin orb
@Bwee Oh my! Still don't have flying cars or jetpacks. (Thank Eris) Now we need modular frogs, so when you put the pieces back together you have two (working) frogs of the same size.
@Bwee Just imagine, eggs the size of bowling balls...
@Bwee "We will start by assuming the chicken is spherical"...
@Bwee a bwee post without a pun??!!!

This can't be possible, you've got to be clucking with me!
@Bwee I think it must be really cold when they fluff up like this :)
@Bwee i approve of this borb
@Bwee
So that's the spherical chicken from my physics classes.
@Bwee Having a hard time telling whether this is manipulated or whether God in his eternal wisdom chose to actually bless us with such creatures.
@hllizi It's a toughie isn't it? It looks too real to be photoshopped to me. The feathers look right to my eye. If it's a photomanip it's really good!!
@Bwee yeah. Maybe God's gift to the physicists.
@Bwee I had no idea that chickens could inflate like this!

@Bwee

*David Attenborough voice* The latest reconstruction of Tyrannosaurus rex was not accepted by all palaeontologists.