#dadJoke

Me: The earth isnโ€™t flat!
fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: itโ€™s the shape of an Italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didnโ€™t you?

@mikebaz @doot this completely got me and then made me think of alfa male because my brain is that stupid

@mikebaz

That is crap, but I like it.

@mikebaz Blame those commie ligatures. All joining arms and working together; dang hippies. Ruining things for the rest of us.
@mikebaz got me with that! ๐Ÿ˜†
nz election vibe.
I hear "He tells the truth" a lot at work. There's this thing you go through in your 20s where you confuse actual libertarianism with the vulgar version David Seymour pushes. I live in rural Nth Canterbury and his billboards read "End Racial Division". Cop associates tell me the biggest problem within 10km of this billboard is white supremacists.
@mikebaz wow never heard that one before