#dadJoke

Me: The earth isn’t flat!
fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

nz election vibe.
I hear "He tells the truth" a lot at work. There's this thing you go through in your 20s where you confuse actual libertarianism with the vulgar version David Seymour pushes. I live in rural Nth Canterbury and his billboards read "End Racial Division". Cop associates tell me the biggest problem within 10km of this billboard is white supremacists.