I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue, you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.

I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before

Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!

Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?