programmaticaWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?
I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue, you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
NewEnglandRedshirtI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Also works with “crematorium”
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
teftJoe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?