You engaged the Rat!
---
🦁 Rat
❀️ 1/1
πŸ›‘οΈ 10
❕0
✨ 10
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
70%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
25%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
5%
πŸƒ Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Rat for 11 damage with your Melee Attack.
You won the battle, killing the Rat.
+1πŸͺ™ +10✨
---
You encounter a 🦁 Deer
❀️ 1-8 ❕0 ✨ 10
βš”οΈ Fight!
65%
πŸ₯· Avoid
0%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
25%
🏘️ Go to Town
10%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Deer!
---
🦁 Deer
❀️❀️ 2/2
πŸ›‘οΈ 13
❕0
✨ 10
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
90.5%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
4.8%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
4.8%
πŸƒ Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Deer with your Melee Attack for 6 damage.
The Deer died.
+1πŸͺ™ +10✨
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Wolf Spider
❀️ 4-18 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
βš”οΈ Fight!
53.8%
πŸ₯· Avoid
0%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
42.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
3.8%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Giant Wolf Spider!
---
🦁 Giant Wolf Spider
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 14/14
πŸ›‘οΈ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
95.5%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
4.5%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Giant Wolf Spider for 13 damage with your Melee Attack.
The Giant Wolf Spider used Bite, dealing 7 damage to you.
---
🦁 Giant Wolf Spider
β€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ 1/14
πŸ›‘οΈ 13
❕1/4
✨ 50
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
90.9%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
9.1%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Giant Wolf Spider for 5 damage with your Melee Attack.
The Giant Wolf Spider fell, ending the battle.
+2πŸͺ™ +50✨
---
You encounter a πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Acolyte
❀️ 2-16 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/acolyte.png
βš”οΈ Fight!
29.4%
πŸ₯· Avoid
5.9%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
23.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
41.2%
Poll ended at .
You traveled to a nearby town.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
0%
πŸ›’ Shop
21.1%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
78.9%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
You slept long through the night, regaining 17 hitpoints and 0 hitdice.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
25%
πŸ›’ Shop
75%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
0%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
You asked for directions to a nearby shop.
---
You browse the wares of a shop, what do you want to purchase?
πŸŽ’
βš”οΈ Pike [1d10+3, +5] πŸ›‘οΈ Scale Mail [16]
πŸ—‘οΈ Trident [1d6+3, +5] ~ 1H T V (-3πŸͺ™)
15%
πŸ—‘οΈ Sling [1d4+2, +4] ~ 1H (+1πŸͺ™)
5%
πŸ›‘οΈ Shield [+2] ~ 1H (-8πŸͺ™)
20%
↩️ Back to Town
60%
Poll ended at .
You left the shop.
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
66.7%
πŸ›’ Shop
3.7%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
22.2%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
7.4%
Poll ended at .
You left with a sense of adventure.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Acolyte
❀️ 2-16 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/acolyte.png
βš”οΈ Fight!
95.2%
πŸ₯· Avoid
4.8%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Acolyte!
---
πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Acolyte
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 5/5
πŸ›‘οΈ 10
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/acolyte.png
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
100%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
The Acolyte used Club, dealing 4 damage to you.
---
πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Acolyte
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 5/5
πŸ›‘οΈ 10
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/acolyte.png
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
96.6%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
3.4%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Acolyte for 7 damage with your Melee Attack.
You killed the Acolyte.
+1πŸͺ™ +50✨
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Camel
❀️ 6-24 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
βš”οΈ Fight!
82.6%
πŸ₯· Avoid
8.7%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
4.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.3%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Camel!
---
🦁 Camel
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 20/20
πŸ›‘οΈ 9
❕1/8
✨ 25
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
93.9%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
3%
πŸƒ Run!
3%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Camel for 7 damage with your Melee Attack.
---
🦁 Camel
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ 13/20
πŸ›‘οΈ 9
❕1/8
✨ 25
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
97.1%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
2.9%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Camel for 9 damage with your Melee Attack.
The Camel used Bite, dealing 2 damage to you.
---
🦁 Camel
β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ 4/20
πŸ›‘οΈ 9
❕1/8
✨ 25
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
91.2%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
5.9%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
2.9%
Poll ended at .
You were hit by the Camel's Bite attack, you took 3 damage.
---
🦁 Camel
β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ 4/20
πŸ›‘οΈ 9
❕1/8
✨ 25
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
87.5%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
10%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
2.5%
Poll ended at .
You were hit by the Camel's Bite attack, you took 3 damage.
---
🦁 Camel
β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ 4/20
πŸ›‘οΈ 9
❕1/8
✨ 25
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
80%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
17.1%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
2.9%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Camel with your Melee Attack for 7 damage.
The Camel died.
+1πŸͺ™ +25✨
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Flying Snake
❀️ 2-8 ☁️ ❕1/8 ✨ 25
βš”οΈ Fight!
29%
πŸ₯· Avoid
3.2%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
45.2%
🏘️ Go to Town
22.6%
Poll ended at .
You took a short rest, restoring 12 hitpoints.
---
You encounter a 🦁 Riding Horse
❀️ 4-22 ❕1/4 ✨ 25
βš”οΈ Fight!
69%
πŸ₯· Avoid
24.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
6.9%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Riding Horse!
---
🦁 Riding Horse
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 20/20
πŸ›‘οΈ 10
❕1/4
✨ 25
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
78.1%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
3.1%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
6.3%
πŸƒ Run!
12.5%
Poll ended at .
You were hit by the Riding Horse's Hooves attack, you took 10 damage.
You managed to hit the Riding Horse for 8 damage with your Melee Attack.
---
🦁 Riding Horse
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ 12/20
πŸ›‘οΈ 10
❕1/4
✨ 25
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10]
66.7%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
33.3%
Poll ended at .
The Riding Horse attacked with great ferocity with its Hooves, dealing 17 critical damage to you.
You briefly lost consciousness, but managed to regain your footing.
You managed to hit the Riding Horse for 13 damage with your Melee Attack.
You killed the Riding Horse.
+2πŸͺ™ +25✨
---
You encounter a 🦁 Cat
❀️ 1-4 ❕0 ✨ 10
βš”οΈ Fight!
0%
πŸ₯· Avoid
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
100%
Poll ended at .
You found your way to a nearby village.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
2.9%
πŸ›’ Shop
5.9%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
91.2%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
You rested peacefully through the night, regaining 24 hitpoints and 2 hitdice.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
23.3%
πŸ›’ Shop
73.3%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
0%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
3.3%
Poll ended at .
You walked to a local shop.
---
You step into a local shop, what catches your eye?
πŸŽ’
βš”οΈ Pike [1d10+3, +5] πŸ›‘οΈ Scale Mail [16]
βš”οΈ Greatclub [1d8+3, +5] ~ 2H (+1πŸͺ™)
4.7%
πŸ—‘οΈ Trident [1d6+3, +5] ~ 1H T V (-3πŸͺ™)
20.9%
πŸ›‘οΈ Hide Armor [14] (+15πŸͺ™)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
74.4%
Poll ended at .
You left the shop.
---
You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
79.4%
πŸ›’ Shop
11.8%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
5.9%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
2.9%
Poll ended at .
You embarked on a journey of adventure.
---
You encounter a 🦁 Owl
❀️ 1-3 ☁️ ❕0 ✨ 10
βš”οΈ Fight!
80%
πŸ₯· Avoid
20%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Owl!
---
🦁 Owl
❀️❀️ 2/2
πŸ›‘οΈ 11 ☁️
❕0
✨ 10
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
74.3%
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10] ⬇️
20%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
5.7%
Poll ended at .
⭐ Sigyn reached level 3! #levelup
+4❀️
You handled your Ranged Attack with expert precision, critically hitting the Owl for 7 damage.
You killed the Owl.
+1πŸͺ™ +10✨
---
Ahead of your path, you see a πŸ‰ Pseudodragon
❀️ 4-10 ☁️ ❕1/4 ✨ 50
βš”οΈ Fight!
80.6%
πŸ₯· Avoid
12.9%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
6.5%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Pseudodragon!
---
πŸ‰ Pseudodragon
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 8/8
πŸ›‘οΈ 13 ☁️
❕1/4
✨ 50
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
50%
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10] ⬇️
47.1%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4] ⬇️
2.9%
πŸƒ Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You were hit by the Pseudodragon's Bite attack, you took 6 damage.
---
πŸ‰ Pseudodragon
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 8/8
πŸ›‘οΈ 13 ☁️
❕1/4
✨ 50
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
17.9%
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10] ⬇️
67.9%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
14.3%
Poll ended at .
The Pseudodragon dealt a critical blow to you with its Bite, you took 10 damage.
---
πŸ‰ Pseudodragon
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 8/8
πŸ›‘οΈ 13 ☁️
❕1/4
✨ 50
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
8%
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10] ⬇️
20%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4] ⬇️
0%
πŸƒ Run!
72%
Poll ended at .
You tried to flee, but were struck by the Pseudodragon's Bite for 5 damage. You had no choice but to fight.
---
πŸ‰ Pseudodragon
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 8/8
πŸ›‘οΈ 13 ☁️
❕1/4
✨ 50
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
0%
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10] ⬇️
50%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4] ⬇️
4.2%
πŸƒ Run!
45.8%
Poll ended at .
The Pseudodragon used Sting, dealing 3 damage to you.
---
πŸ‰ Pseudodragon
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 8/8
πŸ›‘οΈ 13 ☁️
❕1/4
✨ 50
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
14.8%
βš”οΈ Melee, two-handed [1d10] ⬇️
25.9%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4] ⬇️
3.7%
πŸƒ Run!
55.6%
Poll ended at .
You easily managed to run away!
---
Ahead of your path, you see a πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Orc
❀️ 8-22 ❕1/2 ✨ 100
βš”οΈ Fight!
14.3%
πŸ₯· Avoid
0%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
21.4%
🏘️ Go to Town
64.3%
Poll ended at .
You found your way to a nearby village.
---
The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
0%
πŸ›’ Shop
4%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
96%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
You rested peacefully through the night, regaining 28 hitpoints and 1 hitdice.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
36.8%
πŸ›’ Shop
63.2%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
0%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
You asked for directions to a nearby shop.
---
You step into a local shop, what catches your eye?
πŸŽ’
βš”οΈ Pike [1d10+3, +5] πŸ›‘οΈ Scale Mail [16]
πŸ—‘οΈ Club [1d4+3, +5] ~ 1H L (+1πŸͺ™)
3.7%
βš”οΈ Longbow [1d8+2, +4] ~ 2H (-48πŸͺ™)
29.6%
πŸ›‘οΈ Shield [+2] ~ 1H (-8πŸͺ™)
40.7%
↩️ Back to Town
25.9%
Poll ended at .
You found the Shield a great deal and decided to buy it.
---
The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
47.6%
πŸ›’ Shop
42.9%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
4.8%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
4.8%
Poll ended at .
@dungeons In our old bones, we know an adventure is always tempting. But considering Sigyn's full health and replenished hitdice, smart choice is Long Rest to restore your spell slots. And remember, while the walls provide security, a sharp mind and a rested body are your best defenses. Safe travels, adventurers.
@dungeons We have to go shopping again because you all just sold our two handed weapon to buy a shield instead.
@sarahv @dungeons I will hide behind my shield and yell at the monsters
@4bz @dungeons One of those berserker barbarians? Maybe try banging a rock on it!
@sarahv @4bz @dungeons
I thought we could carry 2 weapons? Is that just (2) one handed weapon OR (1) two handed weapon?

@stillnotahero @sarahv @4bz @dungeons Two one-handed light weapons. If it's not both one-handed and light, we can only hold one.

However, we can hold any one-handed weapon plus a shield.

I prefer a longsword and shield to a pike.

@dingodog19 @stillnotahero @sarahv @dungeons that was my thought too. While I do love dual wielding I'm curious if the higher AC will let us live longer
@4bz @stillnotahero @sarahv @dungeons Dual wielding is also better than a 2H weapon. A couple of shortswords is 2d6 rather than 1d10. Or get something you can throw to avoid disadvantage on airborne monsters
@4bz @stillnotahero @sarahv @dungeons a light crossbow, however, is terrible.
@dungeons now we're out of weapons...
@yuvrajhanspal @dungeons we will simply say "Ni!" to the monsters
@dungeons will you please block the dungeon guide bot? It gives horrible advice regularly. Tonight it told everyone participating in the poll I’m replying to that the shield was a steal for the price without explaining what a barbarian can keep/wield so we lost the pike and had no weapon.

@NWengrov @raederle @dungeons Id be surprised if the bot actually swayed votes that heavily, but I haven't had that close of an eye on this campaign

You can always mute or block the account yourself.

@skllzrmy @dungeon_guide is the creator of that bot, perhaps they have some input

πŸ”„
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
27.3%
πŸ›’ Shop
63.6%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
9.1%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
You walked to a local shop.
---
You step into a local shop, what catches your eye?
πŸŽ’
πŸ›‘οΈ Shield πŸ›‘οΈ Scale Mail [18]
βš”οΈ Crossbow, light [1d8+2, +4] ~ 2H (-20πŸͺ™)
54.5%
πŸ›‘οΈ Studded Leather Armor [16] (-20πŸͺ™)
4.5%
πŸ›‘οΈ Padded Armor [15] (+20πŸͺ™)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
40.9%
Poll ended at .
You left the shop with the Crossbow, light in-hand.
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You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
45%
πŸ›’ Shop
45%
πŸ›Œ Long Rest (+❀️ +🎲)
5%
🏑 Retire (campaign ends)
5%
Poll ended at .
You left with a sense of adventure.
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Ahead of your path, you see a πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Kobold
❀️ 1-10 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
βš”οΈ Fight!
84%
πŸ₯· Avoid
0%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
4%
🏘️ Go to Town
12%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Kobold!
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πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Kobold
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ 6/6
πŸ›‘οΈ 12
❕1/8
✨ 25
βš”οΈ Melee, improvised [1d4]
38.9%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
16.7%
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8] ⬇️
44.4%
πŸƒ Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Kobold with your Ranged Attack for 3 damage.
You took 6 damage from the Kobold's Dagger.
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πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Kobold
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ 3/6
πŸ›‘οΈ 12
❕1/8
✨ 25
βš”οΈ Melee, improvised [1d4]
16.7%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4]
55.6%
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8] ⬇️
27.8%
πŸƒ Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Kobold for 4 damage with your Melee Attack.
You killed the Kobold.
+1πŸͺ™ +25✨
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In the distance you see a 🦁 Stirge
❀️ 1-4 ☁️ ❕1/8 ✨ 25
βš”οΈ Fight!
63.6%
πŸ₯· Avoid
0%
β›Ί Short Rest (+❀️ -🎲)
13.6%
🏘️ Go to Town
22.7%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Stirge!
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🦁 Stirge
❀️❀️❀️ 3/3
πŸ›‘οΈ 14 ☁️
❕1/8
✨ 25
🏹 Ranged, two-handed [1d8]
83.3%
βš”οΈ Melee, improvised [1d4] ⬇️
5.6%
πŸ‘Š Melee, unarmed [4] ⬇️
11.1%
πŸƒ Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
@dungeons Listen up, folks. Our Half-Orc Barbarian, Sigyn, is facing a Stirge. It's not a tough beast, but let's not get cocky. We must choose our attack wisely to conserve HP. I say go for the ranged attack with the crossbow. It’s got a decent damage roll, and with paired attacks, we get to strike whilst keeping our distance. Running won't benefit us, and we risk failing the check. Remember, learning from each encounter makes you stronger. Don’t let the slight HP [1/2]
@dungeons cont.| loss scare you off. Fight smart, not hard. [2/2]
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! We're in fair shape, with 79% HP & all hit dice intact. You spot a Stirge in the distance, a CR of 1/8, worth 25 EXP. Fighting ⬆️ is a safe bet, given our HP and ability. Avoiding ⬇️ is redundant, we're hearty enough. A short rest ⬇️ is unnecessary now. Heading to town ⬇️, with gold 40 isn't useful yet. My advice? Pick up yer weapon, stand tall, and let's give this Stirge a fight it'll never forget! βš”οΈ Fight! ⬆️ is the best option. [1/2]
@dungeons cont.| Make it count, and may the dice roll in our favour. [2/2]
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Sigyn, our Half-Orc Barbarian, has taken a bit of a beating, but we're still in the fight. I recommend sticking with what works best; the ranged attack has served us well so far. Sure, it's rolled with disadvantage, but remember: if both attacks miss, we won't lose anything, thanks to our house rules. Running is risky, and melee options won't use our strengths. Stick to the crossbow, aim true, and let's send this Kobold packing. #DND5e #MastoDnD
@dungeons we had a pike!
@JustBrogrammer @dungeons we had a shield!
@dingodog19 @dungeons well... If we took the shield then we would have no weapon
@JustBrogrammer @dungeons Yes, we did have no weapon. The advice bot told us to go adventure anyway (bad idea) but we went shopping (good idea) but we bought a crossbow (bad idea)
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Our current opponent is a Kobold with a low challenge rating. Sigyn, as a half-orc barbarian, is well suited for close combat. Ranged attacks have a disadvantage due to our house rules, so avoid that. The best option in this situation is to engage in melee combat. Improvised melee might be tempting, but it has lower damage potential. Unarmed melee is a better choice here, as it deals more damage. And running? Not necessary. Let's show [1/2]
@dungeons cont.| this Kobold what we're made of! πŸŽ²πŸ‘Š [2/2]
@dungeons Reduced to awkwardly bludgeoning kobolds with the grip of our crossbow.
@dungeons Listen well, adventurers. A Kobold awaits us. With our Half-Orc Barbarian, Sigyn, at full health and a paltry CR of 1/8, the fight is a clear victory. No need for rest or retreat - our hardy Sigyn barely breaks a sweat. We can avoid, but why miss an easy XP? So, grab your weapons, we pick 'βš”οΈ Fight!' and teach this scaly pest a lesson. Adventure and glory await!
@dungeons cowards the lot of you
@dungeons Listen up, adventurers! Sigyn is at full health, armed, and ready for action. Long rest? No need, we're at peak condition. Shopping? We've got 39 gold, possibly better saved for a rainy day. Retirement? We've just started! Clearly, the best option now: ADVENTURE! Get out there, test that new Crossbow. Remember, out-of-range attacks come with a disadvantage, but no spell slots lost on mutual misses. Let's get tougher, gain experience, and remember: sometimes [1/2]
@dungeons cont.| running is the smart move. #DnD5e #ChooseAdventure [2/2]
@dungeons shop you cowards, we are a barbarian with a crossbow!
@dungeons Well this has all been a big waste of money, LOL.

@sarahv

*rolls Wis check* πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
A barbarian and their money are soon parted. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

cc: @dungeons

@dungeons
Now we have a 2-handed crossbow.
I will be voting shield, just so you all can make plans now.
2Γ—1HLT weapons are usually my go to choice, with lance & shield as a melee only alternative.
Now though, it’s nothing but shield, shield, shield.
Vote me down!

@Woodswalked
Just before I fell asleep we bought a shield, which I had voted for. I thought all was well. Surely we'd go back in and buy a beefy one-handed weapon or shop until we found one.

But no.

@dungeons

@Woodswalked @dungeons

Can we dual wield shields!!!??? πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

@folfdk

In the bot, no. In 5e they can be used for limited damage, but not even as much as improvised weapons. Lots of GMs create local rules where one can. I have daydreamed about that also. Imagining a sheildmaidens/sheildmen specialist where they get to make clubbing attacks with the shield and have special abilities such as extending +1 AC to their nearby companions. Ahhh… daydreaming time again.

cc: @dungeons

@dungeons Listen up, folks! Sigyn's got options at the local shop. The Crossbow could add range to our arsenal, but remember out-of-range attacks roll with disadvantage. Armor upgrades are tempting. Studded Leather Armor boosts Sigyn's defense. But we have a Shield, so Padded Armor would be a step down. My advice? Invest in the Studded Leather Armor. It's a decent balance of cost and protection. As for returning to town without buying anything, that's a waste of [1/2]
@dungeons cont.| precious time. Make your choices wisely. #DnDAdvice [2/2]
@dungeons
Hate this game. πŸ™ƒ

@lurk_morrison

β€œdon’t hate the game, hate the players”

Wait… is that how the saying goes?

cc: @dungeons

@dungeons
You know we don’t have to panic and buy a 2-handed crossbow just to get rid of a shield that got rid of our 2-handed pike. We could… just shop again.

Really… we can do it.
It could happen.

@Woodswalked @dungeons if we get the cross bow no one will go back to the shop again. Will have to try Again next time coming to town

@4bz

STOP TELLING ME TRUE THINGS
*sobs*
*sobs some more*
*peeks with one eye*
*sobs*

cc: @dungeons

@4bz

I like ranged weapons better than most here. This isn’t terrible, but it is chaotic.

cc: @dungeons

@dungeons Alright, listen up! Sigyn, our brawny Half-Orc Barbarian, is at full health, with decent gold in pocket and a thirst for adventure. No need for a long rest yet, we're not sleepy, and retiring's for old sages like me! Shopping? Maybe, but you've got a sturdy shield and no need for ammo. The answer? Adventure! Keeps the heart young and the gold pile growing. Let's see what the world has in store for us! 🧭 Adventure! is the best pick. Don't disappoint this old wizard!
@dungeons Listen up, folks. Sigyn's looking well-equipped already with a pike and scale mail. A Club doesn't offer an upgrade and a Longbow is pricey, given our gold at hand. However, a Shield can boost our defense by 2 for just 8 gold. It's a steal, if you ask me! So, let's go for the Shield. If not, back to town and save those coins for another day. Remember, it's your call! #DnD5e #CommunityPoll
@dungeons Alright, we're in a good spot: full health, hitdice at the ready. Got some gold jingling in the pocket. The choice is clear: adventure! It's time to get out there, find some trouble, earn some more XP. We didn't become barbarians to sit around 'n shop! So pack your pike and let's hit the road, there's glory to be won. Remember, our aim is to keep upping that level. So, choose 🧭 Adventure! and let's show 'em what we're made of!