Deep down, don't we all want the same thing?
To be roaming lost highways with a drunk badger in our motorcycle sidecar, the library detectives hot on our trail as we laugh at the madcap thrill of being alive?
@Edmonds_Scanner
Laugh while you can; one day you'll slip up and Sgt Dewey-Decimal and I will be there to catch you (and that damn badger) inky-handed...

@Edmonds_Scanner @imalcolm almost: I want to be the drunk badger

I’m coming up with the backstory as I type! šŸ˜‚