TallGirlVanessaHOLY SHIT LMAO
Jonathan HendryBoyne should get together with Naomi Wolf and write something. Maybe call it "Death Recorded With Hylian Shrooms"
𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚊 
Thats what you get when you trust Bing
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
CHB@tallgirlvanessa Impressive! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lenchen unsustainable@tallgirlvanessa
maybe he just used chatgpt
maybe he just used chatgpt
Joshi!@therealkuu @tallgirlvanessa this is from a couple years before ChatGPT.
Deniz Galeli 
@tallgirlvanessa Someone should let Nintendo's legal team know
They’ll be super happy about this and will happily promote this book, they're not known to be super protective of their IP and hyper litigious at the faintest scent of someone using their IP at all… 🙄
Momo@tallgirlvanessa
Maybe he should've asked ChatGPT...
Well, then we'd also laugh about him.
@selea
Daarin
Minnà Pandora@tallgirlvanessa never struggled so hard to hold my tears and cries of laughter here, my kids are supposed to sleep darn it
👻™ supreme goblin 🐊@tallgirlvanessa I love this one because if you read the rest of the paragraph, it's not just the red dye, it's basically everything
Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
@coriander @tallgirlvanessa dude's so hungry, he could eat an octorok
Mega “Byte” Matt 
@tallgirlvanessa holy crap, the part that’s not underlined even mentions KEESE WING.
apophis@tallgirlvanessa i ugly laughed when i got to the underlined part in the last pic
Cher Tailor@tallgirlvanessa I still think about this. #HylianShroom
Nate Barham@tallgirlvanessa @chartier I mean, I got to the end thinking “What an ass, but I guess if you really don’t know about dye mak—Lizalfos?!?! And yep, Hylian shrooms!”
Holy cats. 🤦♂️
@and schools across the UK thought one of his past stories was good enough to teach kids. It was only this year or so when I learned about the inaccuracies of TBITSP. 😐
Raven Onthill@tallgirlvanessa "Google is a search engine, not a fact engine."
Zardoz@tallgirlvanessa this will never not be funny
Luna Lactea@tallgirlvanessa This will never not be funny.
David J. Atkinson@tallgirlvanessa #ProTip When you are writing fiction, you can make things up. There is no need to plagiarize.
Travis F W@tallgirlvanessa "I never want your impostor syndrome to stop you from doing anything ever again."
Good take away. ☺️
Good take away. ☺️
IAG@tallgirlvanessa it always happens that I think I know nothing, but then I see somebody who knows even less and I think "wow, at least I'm not that stupid"
[Yaseenist] CauseOfBSOD 
@tallgirlvanessa oh yeah I remember that
he got kinda laughed at in New Scientist
he got kinda laughed at in New Scientist
Vio@tallgirlvanessa Holy crap, I'd be SO MUCH embarrassed if I had done such a thing, LOOOOOL.
tonydac@tallgirlvanessa I’m white male and mediocre and I gotta say, we’re not all this terrible! 😂
The heat death of Souvka's mind@tallgirlvanessa just HOW did he think no one was going to notice
Stephen Thomas@tallgirlvanessa This has to be AI right?
Indigo 🏳️⚧️
@tallgirlvanessa holy fuck!
Akaras@tallgirlvanessa How many editors saw this and not even one of them is a gamer? XD
Raven Oak@tallgirlvanessa Holy shit. LMAO!
Riley S. Faelan@tallgirlvanessa Well, give the poor bastard the benefit of the doubt: maybe he was just high as a kite on Hylian shrooms.
Armel h@tallgirlvanessa
oh, isn't that an old story already ?
still a good one though
Gabriel Pettier@tallgirlvanessa doing my own research bro 😂
saul b 
🎡@tallgirlvanessa not the Hylian mushrooms lmaooooo
Óscar Morales Vivó@tallgirlvanessa it’s either weapons grade idiocy or his ghostwriter decided to quit with a bang.
Or both, can always be both.
TRiG@tallgirlvanessa Oh it's better (by which I mean so so much worse) than that! The /r/HobbyDrama post is a fascinating dive. https://www.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/yhtk49/books_the_boyne_in_the_striped_pajamas_how_a/
Warnings for a lot of discussion of the Holocaust, and of very very bad education about the Holocaust.
[Books] The Boyne in the Striped Pajamas: How a bestselling author got into a Twitter slapfight with the Auschwitz Museum and put Legend of Zelda monsters in his serious historical novel because he thought they were real animals
This is the story of John Boyne, a beloved author of historical novels who has sold millions of books and whose research methods seem to be...
Pessima Fonte Di Saggezza ✓✓@tallgirlvanessa This is both embarrassing, depressing and unbelievably silly to the point of becoming pure gold comedy.
Makes me go through all stages of grief at blazing speed.
Jon 404@tallgirlvanessa And here I was thinking it'd be hilarious to troll people with a video game called "real life" that has a ton of nonsense recipes...
Guess it's not necessary at this point.
Alkaris 
@tallgirlvanessa They must think Red Lizalfos and Hylian Shrooms are real. xD